Finished Folds (2781—2800)
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2Amazing! She was only born in 1985. How could she have known?
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3John, who can hear everything and complains I slam doors when I am sleeping. John is from a family of deep sleepers, but he cannot get to sleep before 3am.
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3The raw sushi meant to be eaten by Saki. When Saki returned, he asked her what happened to his dinner. She said she didn't know. "Don't lie to me!", Saki shouted.
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3Mansion and unloaded me. Wrong guy, they realised after I showed my passport. They drove me home! George Lucas was in his mansion, guarded by three ligers and tigons.
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1Revolver to protect him. Or so he thought! Mr. Soros was shorting the market when King Olaf X was assassinated by one of his minions some three years afterwards.
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2Odelia asked. "Was that Doctor Suess?" Dr. Menkold hadn't even looked at the cover. He just randomly found the book.
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4Whirring noises. A little boy tossed a projectile, missing it by inches. The village ladyboys were gathered around the baobao tree.
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2The Duke's family was devastated to find Eduardo was eaten, but they never found the murderer. The police mistakenly looked at the man eating rats in the sewer.
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4Almost entered the room." Max said, "This is a dog house!" Umbrellas knocked at the door of my house.
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3The creature who walked in was a bearded lady. She ripped the portrait to shreds. Then she left a flowerpot and a note:
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1The moth thought I was his girlfriend. Then she flew by and they went off somewhere together. My mum found me in the flower pot, then took me out of it. I missed a tornado.
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3Where there were three little boys throwing paper airplanes. The giraffe grabbed one and ate it. Little Hans was laughing, but the giraffe spit it out and it flew away. All three
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4Ne day, two bikers found him in an owl costume, but it was no costume. He had grown wings and learned to fly in three days. His mum was amazed. His IQ was 160.
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3Found her address and looked it up on a map. It was 1000 miles away, so he mailed her a letter about how he found it. Olga wrote back, saying she had a duplicate of everything she
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3When I poked your hind legs with my wand. You started to grow a lovely fur coat and a tail. I was floored that you joined our species. Welcome!"
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2And announced he was now a Chronosaurus. No one had heard of that creature, but it was back from extinction and seeked humans to populate Galaxy X22.
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1The acorns fell on his head and reminded him, in Queen's English, to clean the gutters. They were the reason the roof leaked every Sunday.
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1Reeled backwards, falling off the cliff. His terrified screams would be heard from the next three days. I morphed into a squirrel and joined my old comrades in the squirrel hole.
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2Synchro Sally #98 had four arms and four legs, with the head of a lion. The lion's jaws were six feet wide!
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4Outlivinghis enemies. Richard Nixon stood by, saying he outlived his enemies and offered a meanie martini. The Dark Lord ate Jezibara and took a meanie martini with Nixon.