Finished Folds (2941—2960)
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4"Aren't all of us jackasses, who don't think critically?", I asked. He nodded, saying it was time to move forward. Tempus fugit!
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5Electronically programmed rehabilitation of earth after the departure of the global warmist army. They were blown to smithereens and fled, embarrassed at being exposed. IPv6 was
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3That the left speaker played different music than the right speaker. John Cage was programming twelve radios simultaneously to play different stations.
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3All day and night, which is tolerable. The plasticene flowers liked it too. They begged me to do this. This was going on four years after I started playing classical music.
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3The stein shattered the window and Mr. Ed the servant had to clean up all 2,356,128 pieces. The talking horse grabbed the leaf blower and did it in 20 minutes, a record.
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3He told her she didn't know how to play golf. "I used to practise years ago. Don't you remember?", she replied. He reminded her this was electronic golf now.
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2As his bionic son put his Zentite suit on. "Where did you get that?", he asked. "I want one too", he told his son.
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0Aromas of herbs as the rain fell. The rain came from somewhere other than the sky. The stories were being folded constantly and the wind took them to the next person to fold them.
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1Swimming pool in the back yard. The kind they sell at Walmart!" And thus I checked online and found one. I put it on the back porch.
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2"This house like a Hooverville", his wife complained. It was not enough to hoover the house. He had to take the trash out. "That's your job", he told his wife. She beat him with a
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2Fluffy entered through the cat door. "Hiya, I am home", she said. She wanted food and forced the human to get out of bed and feed her. The Sheltie said he needed food too!
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3Farted so loud she woke everyone up. Someone grabbed the Fresh Wave and the odour was gone. The noise, however, was never forgotten.
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3He realised that the air conditioning in his home needed fixing, but he knew how to do it. His wife called him and asked when he was returning. Where was he now?
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6Jerry the wizard knew 26 languages. Was it one of those, he asked his friend. Jerry said it was Gibberish. "Zggdhvfjy gggcdedk ewtgxbkhji sfghvcrolop" was the sentence.
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4Said. He was, to her, the bionic man. Sometimes the prosthetic body parts would come loose and she had to tighten the screws. This creeped her out!
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2Of the Green Lord had ambushed David Lynch making this film on schedule. What would he tell his bosses? Wildcard and David Lynch discussed this over dinner at Paradise Steak House.
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4About to take chances. So he let Medusa pass and gave her no ticket. Gregory the Brave took over her case from me. Gregory was very studious and took his time.
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3Were often in the form of folded stories, which they stacked one on top of another. The stack, over four years, became so high they needed a second pile of folded stories.
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3E, you moron!" Det. Manatee had to use the internet to recover what he could. Jman vanished. Flipper was busy on the computer when it blew up. Det. Manatee was furious.
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3Unfortunately, we couldn't return it so our dad opened it, looked at the box, and asked what the hell this was. He had to assemble the parts, but never did. It was donated to the