Finished Folds (2961—2980)
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3To fetch the booty left by the body snatchers. Was it fair? No. Could the dog do anything about it? No.
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4And hiding the credit card of his she had borrowed and never returned. It was now June 2016 and the card had been cancelled, unknown to her.
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4Indeed, they found themselves in hell now. The van had a broken transmission cable, so there they were, face to face with the fairie folk who lived there and invited them to stay!
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2The only way out of the dreck that surrounded him. Harry Potter played the piano and that helped him relax. School was out soon. And he would graduate! The Grand Wizard had email
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3The safety of the community college, where his scores didn't matter any more. The ACT went back into hiding, to ambush the next brain dead zombie. Tom did just fine, in the end.
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1Treating things like high blood pressure, stroke and cancer. Simba metamorphosed into a house cat, just in time for the poachers to realise they had miscalculated. The cure for
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3With the apparatus designed by Marcel Duchamp to detonate any bombs in the old armory. R. Mutt and R. Rose Selavy were having tea when John Cleese joined them for chess. A peppery
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1We will lose the Dreckfest prize we won last year. The poetasters were called in to help produce real sludge and gross the audience out as much as possible. Mr. Potatohead appeared
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1And scans the cast, who finally learned Queen's English. It took them four years! By then the producers were screaming bloody murder and had lost millions of dollops. However, the
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2And scans the cast, who finally learned Queen's English. It took them four years! By then the producers were screaming bloody murder and had lost millions of dollops. However, the
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3Realise the reason why pancakes fled to the States. They took up roots and found loyal followers everywhere they went. Especially the suburbs. Mr. Pancake and his offspring were
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1He had to hold a contest between the Hollow Men and the Indigo Ladies. Both teams had a grill and a chicken. Both were told to grill the chicken and let the judges taste them.
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3Upheld the rule, the third huff blew hard and the whole clubhouse collapsed immediately. No survivors except the third huff, who became a parrot and repeated everything verbatim.
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2To visit the Tulip Boutique on Berwyn near Clark Street in Chicago. That shop was still thriving some four years later when an unexpected visitor arrived. It was a peregrine falcon
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2Until his rivals won the Grammy and MTV awards. Then Lil Wayne became worried. His next album had to be a bestseller or else.
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2He had secretly grown long hair and done so after seeing his brothers do likewise. The Zentai suits were very good for the protection from Fukushima radiation.
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4The cats came out and sniffed it. They asked what it was. He couldn't admit the truth, but the cats knew too much.
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1The Airport Security was alerted, holding the line up. Yola would miss her flight to Abruzzizi.
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4The editor of Too Much Coffee Man magazine screamed bloody murder. Nonetheless, the article was published. The next issue was sold at Whole Foods Market. A cashier found it.
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1Out the window. Fred was very upset as you may imagine. Big Bob took his axe out and threatened to kill Fred. The dog called the police, dialing with his pawx. Fred shwed hiim how.