Finished Folds (281—300)
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3Chief Keef pleaded not guilty to possession of marijuana after not putting out any more hip-hop style bearded confetti from his house. Smart told Chief Keef to be quiet or else.
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2The Royal moose was offended beyond words when he was served his great uncle's house divided into rooms housing his least favourite foods. He wanted to see the view of Buckingham
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3Were scattered using paper dirigibles and divided into groups of otherworldly creatures. The paper universe was penetrated by gamma rays incessantly and imploded on itself.
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1Beings and cats loved hanging out with the queen of the universe. Her husband, Mr. Universe, taught British literature at the university of lakeland. He dressed like Hamlet.
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3His face when his mum found out and sent Dr. Feel-good to Coventry and Dr. Needlepoop to Manchester. Jacob and his mum stayed in London. This started the Civil Wars once again.
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0Monkey King's palace. The chief baboon told me I was hired on the spot to supervise the night shift at monkey mart. I was at that job for 55,000 days.
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2The Belch King drank chartreuse in a desperate effort to belch less. He ruled for 381 years after ending The War of The Roses which began 1563.
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4That 5 8 8 and 1 8 2 in front of 3 and 4. They were crying 96 tears, all swallowed by the goldfish. Those 192 tears begat a new inland lake where 192 fish swam and water lilies
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2Exactly six hours and 29 minutes. The passengers grew fur coats and horns. Man-monkey the flight attendant decreed that they would rule the world by 2158.
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5I threw my iPhone at them and they chewed it into 3,846,845.shards. then the chihuahuas vanished Dr. Cgeuksjkfgy asked what went wrong with our experiment. It definitely was a
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3Was titled The Paper Man and had 2,576 followers at WordPress.com. It ran out of bytes and ended up being merged into a notebook titled Treeman. This began a new era in blogging
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3Said, "I am ready to eat you! " The Yolkfish squirmed and became a blob. Then it became a leaf, confusing the Wester Bunny. The Easter Bunny came running and asked what was he
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1This went on until the old television blew up and the noise measured 850db. Their eardrums were blown out and Spiderman rescued both of them. They both went deaf in one ear.
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0Fighting the big mouthed tidal wave that threatened them with its gargantuan tongue and 58 teeth. This was no ordinary wave, it was able to speak English. The magic Sabre sword
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3I was hired immediately and given two hats to hide my balding heads. One head was still red, the other blonde. One hat, a Fedora, covered both heads. Lagerfeld was impressed.
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3As new, ready for work the next morning. Bruno could lift 5000.pounds easily, unlike humans. He was advised to let Bruno do the heavy lifting while he did the office work.
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1This frog refused to let the gargoyle boil it. It escaped into the kitchen closet and hid among the potato chips and salsa. The father is not a big fan of television shows.
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6Said the Russian bartender. It felt like being aboard the dreadnought and savouring the experience of being in the middle of nowhere. Vladimir Lenin was pleased with everything.
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2The dreadnought was just what I hoped for. The pub style ale tasted good on a hot afternoon in the middle of I. Sir John Deere came by on his horse and joined me. We made a toast
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1Hopped all the way home. His son, Peter, had a bushel of carrots and was happily munching away as the telly showed the evening news on channel 82. The helmet on the phone was