Finished Folds (301—320)
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1Big Bob agreed. "Isn't it pathetic when the right hand does not know what the left is doing? ".only six months had passed since the Great Depression set in and already the minions
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1Opinion. Your manifesto on folded stories has just sold it's 792,812th copy. Quite a feat for someone who flunked O levels fifty years ago in Shropshire Commons. I have a copy
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2Professor Ziti knew no Russian so he put the page aside for later perusal and got some Z's. He was jolted out of bed by a fiery car crash outside, leaving his assistant manager
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2Said, "Blimey! Even Elsie would know better than to let you drive home!" Det. Manatee and the seamonkeys were called by the bartender to clean up the mess created by the patrons
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4Her penny came from the second leprechaun's penny loafer and was shinier. Jenkin's shoe had a penny from 1962.which had real copper in it. That's a big difference when you look at
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4Ther and complained about how the yellow dye made him itch like hell. He had no idea what to do Dr. Jdfjaasbjui was called and arrived in minutes by helicopter. Cookie Monster
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2Rocket Man himself laughed out loud as his dreams of world domination were blown to smithereens in 30 seconds flat. Philip K. Dick had the last laugh, though. He predicted it.
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4While tightening the screws and then put her in the back seat of my car. Thieves thought better of attempting to carjack him. Mike accompanied her to the gym to work out.
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3Evil Disco Clown had vanished and put another costume on. He was now dressed as Drew Peterson, who was already in jail for murdering his fourth wife. She wasn't fooled and called
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2Plasticene forest of blasphemous elephantine structures passed off as multi use buildings for the Lords kg La-laland. Betty White and Cowboy Bob were hustled towards the exit.
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3The head officer in the complaints department was worried the hamsters would go on strike and the crabgrass would not survive the summer. Good excuse to go fishing, his wife
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1He lost all sense of direction as the earth shook and the trees shuddered. The Orcs who lived there approached the Tree King, an oak, about which gods were sending messages.
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1Buckle it's way under the table so I wouldn't be able to catch it. It had 16 legs and I only had two!
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4One who had the idea of letting him walk into the freezer after the party. He never came out alive. He did it from his own volition. We should have stopped him from doing that
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2The helmet had grown porcupine like spikes and emitted an odour that made me feel like laughing out loud. But when I did, the helmet bonked me and Pierre Peary so hard that we
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3Hid behind the couch. Then he was going into the ???? crawl space. Once Yoshi learned to hunt mice, his career took off. There were some competitions he won. Then a samurai
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2Mr. T was cutting down the trees and infuriated his neighbor Mr W. W was an ex spy for the King's Cavaliers. A lawsuit ensued. Mr. T vanished ten years later and nobody
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1It was actually 3:59pm but I was too tired to pay attention to the time. The lucky old sun was in my eyes and I had just seen ten years rolled into one. It was filmed!
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2Lose had a GPS and typed in the words "Golden Tiger". Immediately he had directions to the pub where his Uncle Lurch worked. Lurch knew where Lose could stay upstairs until
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0A bag of freeze dried strawberries which will colour my fingers red. That is a good prop for the scene I play on the drama titled "boulevard de LA Madeleine". It was a success