Finished Folds (3001—3020)
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2On my trail and thought the nightclub murderer had filched it as a weapon. But it was not built for that. I got it back after they tried it unsuccesfully. What a relief that was!
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2And were disguised at killer tomatoes, in an attempt to track Bob. His Block-it-pocket case prevented them from successfully doing so. The Tomato Police were tracking the tomatoes.
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3Flipped it until it came back to life. Which it did after several attempts at cpr. The animal police arrived and arrested the dog thief. The USC scout was glad his dog survived!
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2Coworker at whole foods, to get his Vita-mix smoothie maker back. It only cost him $500.00! Once you started making ginger - carrot smoothies, you were literally addicted.
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1Casserole reminiscent of food rationing during world war 2 in the UK. Fake butter, fake chocolate, fake everything. Ramen noodles were plent,ful, even if loaded with sodium.
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5John Cleese, who walked in, declaring, "I, the lord of exquisite corpses, approve of this folding story!" He added one line and left it on the roof of the bee colony.
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2Gorilla-like body. Ted worked out daily for at least two hours at the gym. Madame Dujardin, the owner, was resigned to Ted being proud of his abs.
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1Ess the chef serves caviar and sprats." Hobbes called the waiter to the table, saying they were ready to order. The waiter promptly showed up and asked what they wanted. Hobbes
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2Ing his future as a paramedic, he donned an ape mask. His boss was thinking he was merely rehearsing a stand-up comedy routine for his gigs at Zanies Comedy Club. That ruse worked.
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1hands as she clasped the microphone and its tendrils, which were octopus-like in nature. They even numbered eight. How amazing can that be? The tendrils talked in Gibberish.
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1Standing over who won the ping pong match on April 27, 2012. Four years later, Robery still claimed he won the match, not Long Nguyen. Long sued Robert, making it worse.
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0That will happen at 3:59:30 this afternoon." Everyone synchronised their watches. It was now 1:50:25. Every second mattered. This was no joke. It was June 12, 2016. Things were
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0"Cool beans" was another variation on that theme. The British comedian, Des O'Connor , made jokes I remembered forty plus years later, when I had a tellie. I have no tellie now.
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5The tiger cage in the kitchen. Boris The Tiger was her alter ego. Her mum fed Boris one day and got mauled. After that, she used a robot, Louie, to feed her pet Bengal tiger.
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3Indonesia. It was Monty Python-esque and John Cleese would have been proud of his proteges. Confuse-a-butterfly was one of his most successful businesses. The sultan rang one day,
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3Or perhaps Fred was watching too many reruns of Monty Python's Flying Circus on youtube? John Cleese, disguised as a shrink, made a house call. He rang the doorbell twice.
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4Teacher announced their folding stories would be published. That was 2012. In 2016, he still is folding stories! His future as a writer is assuredly bright.
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1Dragon's duties to the Emperor of Penguins were often requiring him to be at sea for days at a time. He had just wireless communication technology on board his ship.
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2You to tear down the wall, or else. 2) You must carefully read the instructions we give you and follow them exactly as written down and 3)
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4Were served as dinner to all participants, despite the warnings of Fukushima radiation. Dr. Robvbhcccvbsczy took careful notes on his observations of their subsequent symptoms.