Finished Folds (2981—3000)
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3This Hyena was named Gwendolyn. She had a deep brown fur coat, but her teeth were sharp. The Dwindling Dwarf was relieved to not have to deal with her. "Hiya!", she said to me as
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2She was running for president at the time. Unfortunately, she didn't get any closer to the nomination than any of her rivals. This was four years ago. Bachmann did not give up.
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3Rufus asked if Jim was sure he wanted to use it. Jim said, "why not?" Rufus was not so sure. The surgeon said he didn't need an axe. He needed something else. What was it called?
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2A hair metal band started to play. The music seemed familiar. But this band was so obscure that nobody had heard of them. The club was packed on a Saturday night.
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2And then spewed out dirty water on the floor, ruining my plans to celebrate my birthday. My blender got the hiccups and refused to puree pineapple unless I diced it properly. What
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1Dirt and soil were synonymous, according to the Thesaurus. Roget seized the day and scooped the dirt into a bucket, then planting tomatoes. He was most relieved, thanking Roget.
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1Where his son practised to relieve stress. The spirits of summer rose and sang in a chorus about a beachball and its aura. They were near no lake, but in 2016, bought one and
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4Let me declare bankruptcy first, before the rules changed. The thick fog in my head vanished and was replaced by pea soup. Which was worse, I cannot say. I needed the vitamins!
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2, let's grill steak tonight! " This was 2012, four years before the deluge of ads from the air pollution police about not starting fires. These were the good old days, indeed.
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3Seconds and defibrilate the sofas. They were already rising from yeast placed in the nooks and crannies. Old Uncle Julian walked in and asked what the hell was going on outside.
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7Incense burned a tad too fast, the kitchen smelled of oregano and sage. The kitchen gods were present but invisible, staying silent as they made a beef stew with vegetables. Carrot
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2Danny Devito had just thrown his mum under the bus, acting out a terrible joke. Audiences loved it, but they were in a trance state while in the theatre. The incense burned slowly.
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1Master at fighting off invaders. The green belt had practised with Martians since age six and was a master of martial arts. The pack of hunting dogs waited to ambush the group of
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3Of course that never happened and the election was stolen outright. In 2016, they got high and pondered whether her majesty was going to get away with murder. It looked like she
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2A coffee can in an attempt to contain the plane debris. There were additional plane debris in the same area some four years later, flying at 50,000 feet under their own power. The
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2New year celebration was just starting to unfold, like this story. It took four years to accomplishtheir original goal.
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3Time to roar like the lion on whose back she was riding. Simba knew he had to get rid of thiswoman, so he hunched his back and she went flying back home, that was. Nobody knew any
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4Heard for 199 miles followed and tuck's cove was no longer protected from the Sea Hag 's fury. In Zanzibar, the investigation went on four years, until the verdict was announced at
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1That festival was a most famous excuse to lace the emperor's fruit punch with arsenic. She died after listening to Jimi Hendrix. The case was never solved, until 2016.
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4Announcing she was his running mate and he was crowned the Midsommarfest Queen, which was unprecedented. The newspaper reporter was flabbergasted, to say the least.