Finished Folds (3201—3220)
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3It was measured to be about 6 feet diameter. There were four local men trying to rescue me with a rope. They finally pulled me out. This took six hours.
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1Carrying a water pistol into my house. It is just a toy! What the hell are these people smoking? I do not know and it makes no sense. Nothing makes sense to me any more, I must say
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3Costume as part of playing the role of a human puppy. His handler is a tall dude with a writerly beard and long slicked back grey hair. It may be shocking to see Mr. Cravitz do
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1His brother was being held for ransom and this was for providing steroids. The sports police were outraged at the thought of a world champion using steroids. His medals were stripp
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5I said it would be a 7 or 8. No way I could lie and say a 10. I was still have nightmares about my ex wife. The Godhead said, don't worry. It will work out in the wash, somehow.
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1It was the worst advertisement ever, in my humble opinion. Social justice warriors sobbed upon watching it and were filmed by a youtube member. It went viral, much to their shame.
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7The critics who expected a play like those of Voltaire. And it was admitted Voltaire was in the audience, wearing a three cornered hat. Those hats were long out of production.
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1My legs are in traction. I was doored, but I survived. Someone was drag racing or something
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1Herr Von Troppen was the founder of the comedy channel on cable tv, under a pseudonym. The comraderie was phenomenally famous and frequently caricatured as a direct compliment.
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4It took half a day to count the coins he brought. There was only so much room in the till. The bank was too big to fail, so such customers kept the liquidity flowing. Despite the
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2Both were notoriously lethal. What sword was safe? Nobody knew, unfortunately. There were too many victims of artiticial sugars to count at the city morgue, where I worked then.
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2The art police have found out. The tribalistic lifestyle forbids painting a judge. It supposedly insulting to someone. Too many social justice warriors are a nightmare of the worst
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2Put on it as a salve. The induction ceremony went on, regardless, and the groom was delayed. The social justice warriors said the groom was to sacrificed for the gorilla because
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2And killed him, then Bill became a Siamese cat and went to the basement. The meat cleaver had my fingerprints on it, so I got arrested by social justice warriors. They loved Satan.
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2Told I was a Beta male, shades of brave new world. This creeped me out! I wanted to puke. So I did. There was little choice. Nobody noticed anything when I returned to fold a line
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2A box of these things on our doorstep, waiting to be opened before the global economic collapse. We opened it first thing and found a lot of surprises. Who sent this, we didn't kno
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3This was as tough as Top Chef on the Food Channel. How could someone from the Cordon Bleu cooking school beat Rachel Ray or Julia Child? It was an unanswerable question, indeed.
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4Was rampant and blew around like tree pollen or grass pollen. Everyone sneezed ten times, machine gun style. The birds stopped singing, making it look more nefarious than before.
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3Were faced with lower sales of tickets, so they pulled another zombie off the street to replace him. This dude was a serious meth-burger addict. He sold them on street corners.
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3He did this so well, it made headlines. He beat the odds and was transformed by the invisible hand into a cat, who was so charming he had his own youtube channel. The inquisitors