Finished Folds (3221—3240)
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5Effects to attract visitors. There was record attendance at the museum of unusual objects. I waited until the place closed, broke the glass and opened a window, then closed it. Fre
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3Infiltrating my journal with his curiosity. He kept one himself, and never allowed me to see it. I didn't want to see it anyway. He only used black ink, I used all colours of ink.
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3The odour police arrived, bringing their cleanup equipment and gas masks to pass out. Officer Sjgfgucz was quick to call the paramedics. Fifty people breathed that toxic sludge!
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3He ate English cheddar cheese on crackers when he was peckish. This gig led to other auditions, so he was never homeless again. He became world famous and started a website.
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1In the end, it became sea after thousands of years. Then, strange plants and animals inhabited it, thus starting the cycle all over again. One scientist who resrarched it lived.
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4Table 10 was a table for two that didn't offer a good view of the kitchen. In fact, another waitress was assigned to serve that table. No one sat there all evening because it was
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3Then, everything went through a metamorphasis. I became a mouse and lived inside the walls. I could hear everything. It was both amusing and disturbing to hear the arguments about
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2A reality show filmed in one house. The noise kept everyone awake until 3am. Were it not for the ear plugs, we would have not slept at all. The cats slept through the whole thing.
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4Wanted for his libation. I said I wanted a Bloody Mary, my friend requested a Meanie Martini. The galactic bartender said, "Yes, sir!" What superb customer service he provided.
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3A pepperoni pizza from Dante's (picked up at Hell, at 3208 W. Armitage), which I reluctantly ate. I didn't get sick! On my third day of terror, my stalker gave to me
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6The Sea of Mirth, which beckoned him like a siren. It was free of pollution, so he went there to skinny dip, then dry himself off. Then he dressed and slept like a dead person for
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0Purple penguins who were dressed in purple robes, following his royal highness, the Purple Prince. Purple rain fell everywhere. It was filmed and went viral on you tube. I became f
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1Take Maxwell's silver hammer and make sure that they are dead. If the police arrest you, you must become amouse and run into the little hole in the wall where you can safely hide!
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2One of their minions and thus he metamorphed into a dog, following them everywhere. His name was Winston. Winston was a English Bulldog with brown and white colour. Everyone loved
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1Brainwashing, to be more accurate. The tellie was on 24 hours a day, to make it worse. He threw a brick at the tellie, shattering it into 4,215,428 pieces. Then he laughed out loud
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1This was just start of a long holiday weekend. Luckily, I was recovered just in time for the barbeque event. I didn't have to work. My cat and I took kitty naps instead. Relaxing!
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0Her into the arena, screaming bloody murder. The rant went on forever, until someone threw a Molotov cocktail at Clinton. "Shut up, I have heard enough!", someone shouted. Then,
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1Escape and start a new life. I would join my friend, the Master Monk, and visit Vietnam. I packed my bags and went to the airport with the monk. It was three o'clock in the am.
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2The place he once called home. It was burning down. He was starting a new life. As the Buddha pointed out, nothing is permanent. Nothing. A monk accompanied him, much to his relief
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2Tail and escape inside a wolf house. The wolves welcomed him as one of their own. And they treated him like a puppy, in every way. Life was wonderful, after rejection by humans.