Finished Folds (3261—3280)
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4Why can't I help you budget?" The President was defenestrated and landed on the top of John Cleese's limo. John Cleese invited him to Fawlty Towers, where he could walk around in a
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3And the whole cloud exploded in their faces, killing everyone in the room. The police were flabbergasted at the defenestrated souls of the stock market trading floor. "Screw you",
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3The kitten talked me into taking her home, and my life was never the same again. Cai was my constant companion, watching my every move. She knew my deepest secrets. Mum asked me,
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2At the auto thief, the car blew up the computer. Mike was stunned, to say the least. What would he tell his mum? He blew up her computer! She would be furious if she found out.
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3This was Rome 2.0 and it creeped me out! The stuff nightmares are made of, my Aunt Florence reminded me. She was my spiritual master. The grammophone played classical music, which
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4Pale skin exposed to the gamma rays. Where was my suitcase? Where the hell was I? Did I get off the train at the wrong stop? It was four o'clock in the afternoon. Tha
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3The oak door creaked at the hinges, but the key still worked. The servant greeted her, "Good afternoon, Madame. Would you like tea?" "Sure", she answered. The sitting room was huge
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2And checked it out. Stalin was showing his softer side and was finally willing to sell his robot collection in exchange for testimonial immunity from prosecution. It was all a show
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4Being rear-ended and not wearing seat belts. He was on some kind of tranquilizer, I suspected. Usually, he was not this lucid when interviewed. He didn't hesitate to mince words
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2It collapsed under him. He had been warned it needed repairs but never did anything. That was in 2012. This was 2016, when all platforms were showing signs of brain damage. Imagine
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2Was made by the police and the report spanned five pages! What the hell, I thought, as I made breakfast and coffee. I felt comatose that day. I wanted to see the report but couldnt
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1This car is high maintenance, compared to my old Volvo. Suddenly, I missed that car, and then something grabbed my attention, so I forgot all about it...
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3Or something like that." His collaborator, a dogman, rang up D. H. Lawrence for suggestions. DHL waxed poetic about the Italian families he had met in Italy. They famously argued
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2Of his will ten years ago, while not telling her. His mistress and her cats were named his heirs instead. The cats were happy to play with the money and let the wind blow it away.
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3Wordy rappinghood. The Tom Tom Club was performing that song in my living room. I filmed it. The sheep loved it too. Neighbours came to visit I hadn't seen all winter! Utterly cool
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2Crap out of everyone. Looks like King Kong's nephew." Indeed, it was and the noise police were on their way. The sound of sirens always creeped me out. I have a phobia of sounds
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3To another location and attend another club in Berlin? There are plenty there, and some are legerndary. I googled nightclubs in Berlin and found a long list! I scheduled a bus to
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6Be wearing the shoes that fishermen used to wear. This was one absurd folding story, but it somehow matched reality more than many. Better to laugh than cry, my mum always said.
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0Mussolini had just been assassinated. Now he had to rescue Bowser and flee before he was himself assassinated. Time was getting short, he looked at his watch. The door opened and
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6Do what thou wilst . He ended up leaving before he got drunk so he could drive home. He did not need another encounter with the police. He found his house burned down. Bummer!