Finished Folds (3261—3280)
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4Pale skin exposed to the gamma rays. Where was my suitcase? Where the hell was I? Did I get off the train at the wrong stop? It was four o'clock in the afternoon. Tha
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3The oak door creaked at the hinges, but the key still worked. The servant greeted her, "Good afternoon, Madame. Would you like tea?" "Sure", she answered. The sitting room was huge
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2And checked it out. Stalin was showing his softer side and was finally willing to sell his robot collection in exchange for testimonial immunity from prosecution. It was all a show
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4Being rear-ended and not wearing seat belts. He was on some kind of tranquilizer, I suspected. Usually, he was not this lucid when interviewed. He didn't hesitate to mince words
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2It collapsed under him. He had been warned it needed repairs but never did anything. That was in 2012. This was 2016, when all platforms were showing signs of brain damage. Imagine
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2Was made by the police and the report spanned five pages! What the hell, I thought, as I made breakfast and coffee. I felt comatose that day. I wanted to see the report but couldnt
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1This car is high maintenance, compared to my old Volvo. Suddenly, I missed that car, and then something grabbed my attention, so I forgot all about it...
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3Or something like that." His collaborator, a dogman, rang up D. H. Lawrence for suggestions. DHL waxed poetic about the Italian families he had met in Italy. They famously argued
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2Of his will ten years ago, while not telling her. His mistress and her cats were named his heirs instead. The cats were happy to play with the money and let the wind blow it away.
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3Wordy rappinghood. The Tom Tom Club was performing that song in my living room. I filmed it. The sheep loved it too. Neighbours came to visit I hadn't seen all winter! Utterly cool
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2Crap out of everyone. Looks like King Kong's nephew." Indeed, it was and the noise police were on their way. The sound of sirens always creeped me out. I have a phobia of sounds
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3To another location and attend another club in Berlin? There are plenty there, and some are legerndary. I googled nightclubs in Berlin and found a long list! I scheduled a bus to
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6Be wearing the shoes that fishermen used to wear. This was one absurd folding story, but it somehow matched reality more than many. Better to laugh than cry, my mum always said.
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0Mussolini had just been assassinated. Now he had to rescue Bowser and flee before he was himself assassinated. Time was getting short, he looked at his watch. The door opened and
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6Do what thou wilst . He ended up leaving before he got drunk so he could drive home. He did not need another encounter with the police. He found his house burned down. Bummer!
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0Minnie Mouse was spotted eating the applecheesecake pie alongside Mickey Mouse. What a charming couple, she thought. Her friends agreed.
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3The clients remained in the dark about it. They would continue dieting and wonder why They so slowly lost weight. It was their thyroid, Oprah Winfrey told them. They believed her.
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4Jenny was very happy. She went out to her favourite thrift shop and bought new clothes, whilst donating old ones that no longer represented her. That included her red cloak, made
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4He said. The testimony was filmed and the inspector took the footage, running it through a lie detector. Unfortunately, the lie detector did not work properly any more and missed
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2Execute anyone who lied to her mafia style, but was my mentor. She taught me never to take bullshit from anyone, just throw it back at them.