Finished Folds (3281—3300)
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4"You just gave me a craving for vodka, sprats and caviar!" Where was the nearest russian grocery? There were none in the yellow pages. I found one, somehow,, but it was ten miles
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5The audience in the front row, including the critics. You can imagine the reviews were never published. The critics all were too sick to remember anything. The rest of the audience
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2On and see how you respond when they try to eat your words. They have teeth and voracious appetites for new vocabulary. Their IQ is 200, I tested it myself. Isn't that amazing?
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0And realised they were selling toxic bundles of bad debts dating from 2007. I never answered the door after that if they showed up. I didn't want to lose everything like others did
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2Kidding me " Bungalow Bill and his mum went hunting daily, and brought us all sorts of treats to cook in the fireplace. Our neighbours were jealous, but they could only buy meat.
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4And there are 45 flavours, including old classics like rocky road, french vanilla, peppermint, pumpkin, and so forth. Something for everyone. And I have a bullock cart to ride in.
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8This was not a kitty mac. He did use the tablet sitting on the table. That had a touch screen and the mouse was not one he could kill and eat. What a disappointment it was!
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3Returned from seeing the Grateful Dead, and was stoned. Jerry Garcia walked in the room, serving Cherry Garcia ice cream from Ben & Jerry's. It was his secret recipe, often copied.
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6Maxwell's famous silver hammer came down upon his head and made sure he (Judge Ken) was dead. This happened on prime time television! Maxwell became a cat so he never was charged.
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5The news anchors shuffled in their chairs and looked nervous when it came time to read the headlines. They desperately wanted to believe it was true and had to pretend instead.
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1And protected Jane, Spot at his side. Was this the same jungle he had seen the documentary about on the tellie (there was no cable tv)? It looked familiar, somehow. Back to school
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2Nicer than many humans nowadays, sad to say. Humans are being wussified and it is a painful sight to see. I remember a better era before the computer became so ubiquitous.
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3While neatly folding a story. The corners were so well done that the concierge complimented him on his driving, here in the middle of nowhere.
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2Laugh. The defenestrated cars were suddenly nervous, but nobody made Prozac for them, just humans. Oil was leaking, and transmission fluid. People were drenchef.
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1This synagogue was in a new part of town for her. They almost got lost. The GPS suddenly went on the blink, and at the worst time. The buildings were all new, built overnight. Odd
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2Then and there so there was no going to college any time soon. He had to work on the family farm and help clean up the bloody mess. Wooly Eye was okay with that scenario. His dad
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3There were business opportinities with this industrial waste in the form of chemtrails. He sold it to the military, who sprayed it everywhere possible. Then people got sick and
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1"The fact is, you may or may not recognise them when this happens. The cat that keeps you company may or may not be your grandfather reincarnated!", she continued. We were stunned.
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1They made friends with panhandlers on the street corners, who were their comrades. They greeted each other as "comrade", even. They had to help each other or they wouldn't survive.
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2My student published the book himself and donated it to an auction for the Whole Planet Foundation at Whole Foods. It sold for thirty dollars. There were no other copies available.