Finished Folds (3321—3340)
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2Using furniture I cannot find anywhere else. They no longer have anything in the same place as before. Why must they confuse customers! What happened to customer service? It had
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4Eating contest. She liked the meat stew her owner made once a week. It had the best beef or chicken available, with home grown tomatoes. She ate the meat first, of course. Then
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2He looked again, it was demanding he go to the doctor. "Now!", he said. Where was the phone number when he needed it? He had to find his address book. Where was it? Argh!
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2That was easier said than done. There was a Botox shortage. It made the news on the mainstream media. The anchors seemed spooked at the mention of a Botox shortage, it was popular.
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3Sounded outside and the food police banged on the door. They polished off everything. We had to cook all over again. What the hell? "They were hungry", the female voice said.
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3"We have separate practises. We have different specialties." That was true. One of us was a shrink. "That is a stressful occupation." I agreed. Ever since 2001, our business soared
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1Ealed that Squawker, like AJ, was getting up there in age and who knows how many more clutches of eggs he could lay with Nona, who had already produced 150 eyases. These three now
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1I noticed this other dude had the same problem. We were all sitting on a bench in central park, foraging for ideas to be used in folding stories. There were too many to mention.
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1This was not to be an easy folding story to start, but they seem to get better as they develop, until line ten. That's often the best line of all, I have noticed. This is line two!
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2"Paranoid" while on the Broadway bus heading north to the Vietnamese business district. Everyone looked at me as if I was crazy. The driver was entertained by it all, since he was
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1Paint, he created his masterpiece, using robots made from kitchen junk found in his grandmother's barn. There was no limit to this project, given the plethora of kitchen junk he
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3Willing he would live to finish the book, however many chapters it had. It took 25 years to finish 10 chapters! That was on December 1st, not Easter. How peculiar that the title
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3Because the truth police lacked a sense of humour.they were over the top. I had to return to bagging groceries and drop my clown act. All was better after that, need I say.
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2Ed. He was on his way to a rally and was writing his next speech with his cat helping him by giving it her sniff of approval. All morons had to stay in the back or leave. That was
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2Pages the library cat was watching all the action from atop a bookshelf. Nobody noticed her. She wrote a blog post on her kittymac and used her kittycam. Such a great job to have!
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1Hello! My name is Taipan and I am a Siamese cat rescued froma sewer. My human, Tom, tells me I neverstop talking, but he has finally found his BFF for life. We are both happy!
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1Madonna stood there welcoming everyone, dressed in red. The Burning Man ceremony was scheduled soon, just five km away. The feminists wanted their own version to get even. The
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1It was like something put of a movie. Peter Sellers would have bern proud of me. As a membef of the Goon Show, he was hilarious. My mum got me into the habit of watching
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2My furkids noticed and watched me draw some building, complete with gargoyles. It was midnight, already? How long had I been working on this drawing? It must have been hours. The
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3The worker ants took to walking over her when she passed out, just to let her know how much they disliked her. Then they went to Emenia's room and slammed the door, taking the farm