Finished Folds (3341—3360)
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2Noam Chomsky was a writer I used to respect, but lost respect in the early Aughts. He was exposed as a bullshitter, and any such writer I quit reading then and there, not later.
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1Way of expressing love. She was diagnosed as bipolar and took medication so she was no longer so depressive and nihilistic. It was a huge relief to see her smile and relax again.
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0To the karaoke club sang that song so many times I yelled, "Shut up, please. I hate that song. Are you trying to give me nightmares!" Alfred shut up and another earworm came on the
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4As I fled inside the nearest mouse hut and became a brown mouse. The beast went blind and crashedinto the wall, making such a racket that everyone woke up. The dog catcher came.
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0And her family of royal mice, living in my house, I understand why they like my house. The snow babies were jealous and wantec anchovies straight out of the can. They ate them all.
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3My russian food tastes. I love caviar when I have money for it. Caviar is more expensive than ever. It sucks!", he lamented. We agreed that good food without chemicals was costly.
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2Ttom." Karla dropped what she was doing, breaking the glass vase in the act as she ran to her car. Siri was waiting! She had made it just in time, even if the store clerk freaked
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2"Call Rich, tell him I need Botox real bad!", Dame Polly said while getting a pedicure. "What is the phone number?", her pedicurist asked. Dame Polly gave her the number.
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1Cause the pest police to come and kill all of us. " Nastimeda waited anxiously to find out. It was a matter of when, not if. Time went by slowly. Tick tock tick tock tick tock...
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2The queen sat on the counter all the while, much to my annoyance, so she could watch the workers make her breakfast. She was the queen, after all. And she was 90 years old, too.
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5Don said, "Screw you, toupee!" He had one already. The extra toupee was put in a hatbox and put in the trunk. It was given to goodwill, and Trump took a tac deduction for it.
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3Who would do anything on a dare. Anything! Bob once are a whole chili pepper and puked, after he was paid five dollops. And it went viral on youtube, to his embarrassment. 94k vie
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2And recreating the movie "Occult Forces" in a play format. the author went by the name "Anonymous" to avoidany threats. Actors were anonymous too. Gotta do what you gotta do.
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5Ed by begging Monks. There was a major food shortage locally, so it was every man for himself. This was what the astromeotorologists had predicted years ago. The Monks fed cookies
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1His lawyer was a leopard, known as Leo. Leo was not to be messed with or he will maul you. Beware! King Leopold knew leopards well. I had been forewarned. My feast cost £520!
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2She had found them in her back yard after the cat saw them. Olivia the Siamese asked what they were. So it was that they went into the pie! "Can you make more like this?", three
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1Drink dishwafter coffee, which was free because nobody else drank it. Just the name grossed other people out. He enjoyed saving money. Bunga Bunga, indeed.
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3Nona and Squawker's eyases, including Elizabeth, to deliver the secret recipe. Elizabeth had just learned to fly so Nona gave her directions. It saved me a bundle.
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2Ifting under out feel was the whole house. There was a minor earthquake! No wonder the dishes broke. We went through the wreckage and found some unknown boxes of antiques, buried
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7Thomas. It was time to start work on the hole in the ground. Max and Emus were watching silently, sipping mocha cappuccino. They went to starbucks and used a coupon for free stuff.