Finished Folds (3341—3360)
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2Pages the library cat was watching all the action from atop a bookshelf. Nobody noticed her. She wrote a blog post on her kittymac and used her kittycam. Such a great job to have!
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1Hello! My name is Taipan and I am a Siamese cat rescued froma sewer. My human, Tom, tells me I neverstop talking, but he has finally found his BFF for life. We are both happy!
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1Madonna stood there welcoming everyone, dressed in red. The Burning Man ceremony was scheduled soon, just five km away. The feminists wanted their own version to get even. The
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1It was like something put of a movie. Peter Sellers would have bern proud of me. As a membef of the Goon Show, he was hilarious. My mum got me into the habit of watching
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2My furkids noticed and watched me draw some building, complete with gargoyles. It was midnight, already? How long had I been working on this drawing? It must have been hours. The
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3The worker ants took to walking over her when she passed out, just to let her know how much they disliked her. Then they went to Emenia's room and slammed the door, taking the farm
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2Noam Chomsky was a writer I used to respect, but lost respect in the early Aughts. He was exposed as a bullshitter, and any such writer I quit reading then and there, not later.
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1Way of expressing love. She was diagnosed as bipolar and took medication so she was no longer so depressive and nihilistic. It was a huge relief to see her smile and relax again.
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0To the karaoke club sang that song so many times I yelled, "Shut up, please. I hate that song. Are you trying to give me nightmares!" Alfred shut up and another earworm came on the
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4As I fled inside the nearest mouse hut and became a brown mouse. The beast went blind and crashedinto the wall, making such a racket that everyone woke up. The dog catcher came.
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0And her family of royal mice, living in my house, I understand why they like my house. The snow babies were jealous and wantec anchovies straight out of the can. They ate them all.
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3My russian food tastes. I love caviar when I have money for it. Caviar is more expensive than ever. It sucks!", he lamented. We agreed that good food without chemicals was costly.
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2Ttom." Karla dropped what she was doing, breaking the glass vase in the act as she ran to her car. Siri was waiting! She had made it just in time, even if the store clerk freaked
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2"Call Rich, tell him I need Botox real bad!", Dame Polly said while getting a pedicure. "What is the phone number?", her pedicurist asked. Dame Polly gave her the number.
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1Cause the pest police to come and kill all of us. " Nastimeda waited anxiously to find out. It was a matter of when, not if. Time went by slowly. Tick tock tick tock tick tock...
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2The queen sat on the counter all the while, much to my annoyance, so she could watch the workers make her breakfast. She was the queen, after all. And she was 90 years old, too.
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5Don said, "Screw you, toupee!" He had one already. The extra toupee was put in a hatbox and put in the trunk. It was given to goodwill, and Trump took a tac deduction for it.
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3Who would do anything on a dare. Anything! Bob once are a whole chili pepper and puked, after he was paid five dollops. And it went viral on youtube, to his embarrassment. 94k vie
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2There were eyes everywhere, looking at me. They were all colours, shapes and sizes, if not hidden. They were not to be trusted. The news anchors on the tellie were nervous too.
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2And recreating the movie "Occult Forces" in a play format. the author went by the name "Anonymous" to avoidany threats. Actors were anonymous too. Gotta do what you gotta do.