Finished Folds (3381—3400)
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2The performance scheduled to start at 7:30 had to be postponed for reasons that the audience was not allowed to know. At least not until the negotations were completed. Striking
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1Next was the twerking ceremony, where she and her lover both held meat cleavers. The high priest stood at the podium, dressed as Madonna. She too had a meat cleaver. Nobody knew
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0The lounge chair, drinking a daquiri cocktail. He hadn't touched his yet, he was so busy. Unknown to him, the dog knocked it over and polished it off. It no longer mattered. Three
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2Alescent hair that fell to her waist. "You have the best hair I ever have seen. The fire engine red colour suits you well, dear", he gushed. It started to pour and they had no
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4With the intention of making a famous recipe. They made bathtub gin and used it for barter. Mr. Potato boots was well known for his entrepteneurship. Donald Trump was his idol.
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1This proved too much for the word police who were there within minutes, banging on the door. "Open up and shut of your bloody computer!" Mr. Wordyrappinghood followed instructions.
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1Consult the incredible Mr. Limpet and Mr. Potatohead. They were considered experts on such creatures. The meeting was the next day. The professor had extra coffee that morning to
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2A toss of yarrow sticks for the I Ching, then a study of astrological transits. Professor Wacawany was experimenting with chance operations, like John Cage! It proved useful when a
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1Stravinsky was present in person to design the settings and costumes, as well as direct the cast. He served them jello with fresh fruits for snacks. He did everything himself.
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5Fortune on that fateful afternoon. Mr. Goop asked about Ingmar, his cat, and her interest in the occult. Should he introduce her to it and have seances with her? Yes was the answer
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2Squidlings pay attention. Don't eat the yellow snow and remember, we're in it only for the money. There is no other reason to to open our fishmarket now. People need to eat!"
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2Had heard it was from her ex husband, who had seven DUI arrests and still drove. How could he get away with that unless he bribed the police? It was time to sleep and she crashed.
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3This went viral, much to his embarrassment. His mum thought he was wasting his money-and hers too. "Stop this, we will lose everything!", she pleaded. He listened to his mum and
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0I will bite him." The swordfish was dismissed and was replaced by an alewife, who thought she was a delicacy. Was she or wasn't she? Only her husband knew, and he was dead.
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4They grow feathers and learn to fly. But how to do that when there were no birdmen nearby? How to telephone them when you did not know if they had a phone?
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3Unfortunately, the old man didn't do it properly and we called the paramedics. Col. Mustard was busy digging up dirt on this man but now it was too late. He would never be able to
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3Waste your money. Lifes too short and there are better things to spend money on. The Commissar warned us to try some other source for tractor parts and motor oils. Time was short.
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2The other 80 percent of the hive was sleeping. They could not be disturbed. Jim said "We have to wait about 24 hours." John Cage, the hive's owner, had told us the bees sleep time.
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3Lsinki and we pondered who should be the pilot, since neither of us knew anything about flying. We both suffered acrophobia. We put a craigslist ad out and checked responses.
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3And did make it home just in time to sleep like a dead person. When he woke up, he felt great and wanted to eat coq au vin. His mum cooked it As usual and they had a real May feast