Finished Folds (3401—3420)
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1Wanted to be young Again. Her husband reminded her of how that was not possible unless a time machine was found. Sadly, nobody made them any more, he told her. They wept.
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3His own vomit, which was still not forgotten almost four years later when this story was finished. Someone filmed it and it went viral, much to his disgust. When sober, it was
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3Spackled patches of paint. It was not comfortable at all. The crowd in Boystown was growing so fast that she fainted. The paramedics arrived and asked her why she agreed to wear it
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1Not imagine such a concoction tasting so bloody good. I wanted the recipe! My grandmother had it stashed away in her storage box. I had never seen it before. Thousands of requests
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3Connery pulled the plug on the gigantic machine. It made a very loud noise. The temperature inside it rose to a point where it exploded. Sean Connery hid in the next room.
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2It was like a zombie metronome. How do you turn that thing off? There was no knob to be found. Asking for help, I fell off the table. Then all hell broke loose.
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3Something meaningful instead of speaking gibberish. The politically correctness cult was wreaking havoc on the culture. This was some four years after the revolution started.
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5Off the plate that had salmon on it, which she had finished just in time. The man was croaking and turned into a frog, overnight. The kitty vanished, leaving doctors shocked. What
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2Then took dollops for currency in exchange for a fur coat costing £700. It took forever to count them. But the sale finally went through. It took hours, it seemed. Sak got a mink
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3Group of feral monsters vanished, escaping the odour police. The police chief was furious because he had not eaten dinner. He went to eat first, then responded. Manatee was furious
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4The pub is closing and you're drunk. Shall I call a cab?" Superman shrugged, saying he left his car at home. That was a fortunate thing! There was no phone booth anywhere!
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0As the grammophone played vintage Black Sabbath. Who could not love "Paranoid"? Well, someone didn't like it and smashed the grammophone to smithereens. I stood there and looked at
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4Bitter cold that night and the whole of humanity froze to death within 50 miles. The plane flew off by itself and was never seen again. The investigators were stunned to discover
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6"Hiya!" The mosquito said as he ate my cherries. I swatted at him and said, "Get the hell out of here!" He stared at me and warned about karmic consequences of killing bugs. I was
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2Quite accurate, when compared to the original. The Spice Girls sang, "Wannabe" like it was still 1997! I nev Mel never liked that song too much to begin with and didn't now.
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1The wolf and his family were raised in a wolf house and were five star feral chefs at the local pizzeria. They served a full house every night and were visited by my family.
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0Screw in the rotor. It was far more serious." The mechanics worked all day and night to fix it as quickly as possible. The transformational process took what seemed like forever.
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5And moving at 500 km per hour. It was amazing there were no accidents! The fat Gronous Beast drove his Beastmobile, his claws on the gas pedal. The judges were sitiing on the bench
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3Fly holding its leg, he called the veterinarian next door. The vet arrived and did CPR on Snuffles, saving his life. That must not have been anything humans were trained to do...
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3There were any questions about legitemacy, Dr. Ahhdfvjgbjy could answer them. So I called him and forgot it was midnight. "How dare you call me now. Don't you wear a watch!" I was