Finished Folds (3541—3560)
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2Professor Bulgharin Tatinov translated the above as: beware of the volcano and earth changes going on now. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it could be a cool summer, after all.
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1I found myself in a hailstorm of epic proportions, and had to stop driving. I went to a 24 hour restaurant and played scrabble with another guy there. Then I went home and slept.
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4About a flyng coffeehouse that starbucks plans to open as a prototype. Trendy millennials are signing up in droves to become astrobaristas or customers so they can brag about being
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2Led them to the green dragon society 's dungeon, introducing madam Zooza and company to her colleagues. This only got more convoluted as the day went by.
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1Whole scene after the scandal ended Viktor's career. Tatiana grew multiphobiously. Her feet became cloppers and she started to neigh. What the hell?
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1That I became a mouse, joining a family living in the wall. This was my new life and I figured it was karma. I grew fur and a tail simultaneously. It felt strange indeed.
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2Valtteri was a master of science and magic. His monocle distinguished him from the masses. "I have a major announcement", he started to say when the time bomb exploded. The next
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1At their expense and I morphed into a brown mouse named Sigge. I made up a story about my life and they seemed satisfied having me in their fold. Safety in numbers, they say...
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0Leotard to show up with a wig. I went to the wig shop and checked everything they had. I found the right one and gave it to the Sasquatch. "Thank you!", she said as she dressed for
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3Turned out this was a doppelganger, again. Argh! The llama gave Quaid the old heave ho and indicated I was to ride him instead. How to ride a llama if you don't know its name? Okay
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2The airport was fogged in and the flight was detoured to Gothamshire. This town was not on the map I carried. It was 1000 plus years old and I drank from the well. A gnome was
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3Took on a klingon-like tongue. I didn't know klingon, but she did know a smattering of basic phrases. This tongue licked our trash bags and ate the dead flies, then grew wings.
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3Ve now. Are you once again going through a metamorphasis?". Pooh said, "Not that I know of." He was, unknowingly, smelling the honey pot and could not locate it with his sense of
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2The dancers collapse from exhaustion as the purple prince walks onstage singing "purple rain". The Edge got drenched in purple rain, complete with thunder and lightning miles away.
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2The food police entered and ate all of it, including the aunts looking for uncles on the floor. Plastic pants task force members held their noses as the investigated the odours.
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3The studios of the Fear Channel and the I Hate Trump Network. Rachel Ray was cooking rabbit stew with root vegetablex next door and took another swig of kombucha to avoid puking.
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4A phoenix and boarded the blue line at forest park, so I could escape the stench of diadtyl overdosed sheeple. They stood there with shovels in hand, digging for something and
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0The US president made spaghetti with meat sauce, not what Putin liked. Putin replied, "let me show you how to cook!" he grabbed the meat cleaver and a suitcase of stolen vodka.
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7H agent orange was sprayed on them. Everyone was sick. The golden emperor lamented his memory loss daily as he read the onion. Even his family was depressed over the downfall of
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3At him to wake him out of his mushroom induced trance. He was a lifetime actor, this was his front. His fans didn't know who he was, on purpose. The purple triplane crashed on the