Finished Folds (3561—3580)
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1Had to get off the bus before his house. So he put on perfume and pretended he had no sense of smell. The odour police nonetheless caught up with him. Sergeant Pepper saif., "Whoa
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5The sheeple were addicted to junk food. Ray Croc pondered all day breakfast service, since some customers woke up at noon. Some woke at 3pm. They craved Egg McMuffins and the rest.
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4Will produce ginger kitties, torties or little tigers. We shall see. The magi knew what they were doing when they served the earl grey tea with scones. One or two kittens stay!
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1Hot air balloon that worked just as well. It was amazing, the view. Minutes later, he fell the earth, gently landing the hot air balloon in a lake filled with frogs. Mr. Frog was
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2And listened to the Bowie song, "putting out the fire with gasoline" while singing along. It made me want to puke, he was so off key. Then he DID put the fire out with gasoline...
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3Was something I lived with since I spent one night in Bangkok. I went there expecting to find meaningfulness and instead I found just the opposite! It made me humble, for sure, to
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14Make a shoebox sized flat tolerable, such as a coffee mugs and tea things. Also, a hotplate so that neighbour who puts octopus on pizza cannot see them. I know from experience!
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1Where did Mr. Spider learn to speak perfect Queen's English? I asked if he went to school and he said yes. That was quite mind blowing, to be blunt. But I could just picture all
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2Each village was unique. Initially they were numbered, starting at 1, until the residents thought up a name of their own for their village. There were thatched roof houses with
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1Then she would smile at mr and we both laughed put loud.we went out for tea. She was leash trainef and was mistaken for a dog. Flufgy didn't care at all. Amazing.
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0Its glory. One tattoo, the last one I had space for, was reminiscent of Boris The Spider. My wife loved that song and so did I. She was a standup comedian. I was too. 1000 mirrors
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1Been able to fit into his dream car, the 1973 Honda Civic that got 200 miles a gallon. It sat in his garage and was totally driveable! He refused to get rid of it, saying he would
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10the wrong spot. His hand caught fire, he screamed for help. Barton became a labradoodle so the firemen said, "You need to leave." The rifle became a monarch butterfly, wherefore
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4I started to laugh and told him to stop. He would not. Argh! What to say? Father Dagon started to sing "Smash your head against the wall" and I sang along. We had a blast.
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2Vibe for the belly dancers there. "Let me stand next to your fire!", Lolita begged. Someone had opened a window letting all the cold air in. She was freezing. Others joined her.
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1The phone and wondered who to ask for help now. My uncle Jack may be able to help, so I rang him up. He said he would be there in about one hour. He drove a vintage car, stubbornly
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3Because they now had food. Living in the suburbs was not easy, and this beat eating cats and dogs! Mr. Panda had four days worth of food for his wife and children, all 5 of them.
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1Arthur died in a bicycle accident, he was doored. His only claim to immortality was Jim Morrison's ghost visiting while he waited for the paramedics to arrive. They were too late.
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1as he got up and made tea. "It is raining cats and dogs outside." Batman was able to fly so he didn't need an umbrella. "There were broken umbrellas flying everywhere."
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2Like the Doc Martens you wear daily. They eat your shoes and it becomes fuel for their cars." What?, mum thought. This sounds like aliens stealing Al Bundy's dirty socks for