Finished Folds (3561—3580)
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1Where did Mr. Spider learn to speak perfect Queen's English? I asked if he went to school and he said yes. That was quite mind blowing, to be blunt. But I could just picture all
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2Each village was unique. Initially they were numbered, starting at 1, until the residents thought up a name of their own for their village. There were thatched roof houses with
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1Then she would smile at mr and we both laughed put loud.we went out for tea. She was leash trainef and was mistaken for a dog. Flufgy didn't care at all. Amazing.
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0Its glory. One tattoo, the last one I had space for, was reminiscent of Boris The Spider. My wife loved that song and so did I. She was a standup comedian. I was too. 1000 mirrors
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1Been able to fit into his dream car, the 1973 Honda Civic that got 200 miles a gallon. It sat in his garage and was totally driveable! He refused to get rid of it, saying he would
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10the wrong spot. His hand caught fire, he screamed for help. Barton became a labradoodle so the firemen said, "You need to leave." The rifle became a monarch butterfly, wherefore
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4I started to laugh and told him to stop. He would not. Argh! What to say? Father Dagon started to sing "Smash your head against the wall" and I sang along. We had a blast.
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2Vibe for the belly dancers there. "Let me stand next to your fire!", Lolita begged. Someone had opened a window letting all the cold air in. She was freezing. Others joined her.
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1The phone and wondered who to ask for help now. My uncle Jack may be able to help, so I rang him up. He said he would be there in about one hour. He drove a vintage car, stubbornly
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3Because they now had food. Living in the suburbs was not easy, and this beat eating cats and dogs! Mr. Panda had four days worth of food for his wife and children, all 5 of them.
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1Arthur died in a bicycle accident, he was doored. His only claim to immortality was Jim Morrison's ghost visiting while he waited for the paramedics to arrive. They were too late.
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1as he got up and made tea. "It is raining cats and dogs outside." Batman was able to fly so he didn't need an umbrella. "There were broken umbrellas flying everywhere."
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2Like the Doc Martens you wear daily. They eat your shoes and it becomes fuel for their cars." What?, mum thought. This sounds like aliens stealing Al Bundy's dirty socks for
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3"Sure you can!", my mum told Souperwoman over tea and biscuits. Jakob the jewish refugee brought all of us bagels and cream cheese. It made for a memorable meal that rainy day.
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3A pneumatic odour was in the air when Psulus woke up. And he couldn't stop sneezing. His monocle fell off and shattered into 6,,900 pieces. Would the dog eat them? Leia watched as
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1Rags, a book about gay hipster fashion. Salamander wrote about all the 500 apps on the smartphones, which hipsters used. Old geezers liked thrift store style more than trendy shops
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4Amidst the mushrooms, onions and green papes - not to mention the poultry sausage pieces. The baked cheese floated in the spaghetti river, along with the pepperoni. It was quite
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2"Mr. Gnat, why do you like my nose?", I asked. Mr. Gnat answered, "it is your nose pin. It smells like strawberries, blueberries or grapes, depending on what you are doing." What?!
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0My hands at the expense of fame. What a bargain with the devil, I thought. My cat assured me I was okay. Thanks to her, I got up and went to the grocery store. The cat followed.
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2Recoiled in horror at the sight of an iceberg ahead. Moe, along with Larry and Curly, had hijacked Cap. Ahab's ship without any experience. "Let's try the green button", Larry sai