Finished Folds (3721—3740)
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2At the Green Mill getting drunk, cancelling their rewards for winning the races. No drinking allowed, the carbon police reminded them. Their licenses were threatened with being
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5The language police got wind of it. Pun intended. The odour police were called to help fold the story after a long wait for the next lines. Madame Dujardin used it as fertilizer
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1On tiptoes because they were taking treenaps. There was Woody The Woodpecker and family living there too. Their eggs were well hidden from Eggmen who lived nearby. Mr. Egg
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1The same way Jimmy O'Neill demonstrated the product as a commercial during "Shindig!" 52 years ago. Their acne was gone, magically! Imagine that, in this age of excess drugs for
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0And fifth graders nowadays are ranked dead last in math and science! This is no April Fools prank, it's the new normal. The classrooms were not missed by anyone.
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0The ink changed colour to a blue-green, nondescript. I once had a shirt in that colour! What happened to it, I don't know. It could have been part of my rug used by the director.
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3A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.
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2Find out they are like these legendary parallel plants with black leaves that whistle and disintegrate when you touch them. Poof! That leaves the Great Liar as the most vulnerable
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2Wolfman Jack in the gazebo, where they read The Onion together. A good laugh never hurt anyone, he said. Gia agreed. That was how they stayed sane in this upside down world.
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2The Finlandia mountains and the Northern Frontier of Lakeland at 50 mph. The cat loved the ride, I could te,ll. She purred away as she stayed on my shoulder. A UFO came for us.
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2And he called King Crimson for advice. Queen Crimson answered, "Oh, dear. Someone farted again. When the toilet hears that, it burbles. Or it used to. Mr. Plumber was on a house
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1Freddie Mercury reincarnated as Queen Bee? It was entirely possible with new technology. Freddie sang "Killer Queen" as the pterodactyl approached. All hell broke loose, as they
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1Ladyhawk squawking while waiting for her lover, so loudly she woke the neighbours up. The noise police were called but couldn't do anything because she was not human. Thankfully,
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2Would have imagined dogmen having a colony established deep within the forest and not bothering humans? Why would humans go there anyway? Dr. Dog, the colony's leader, was
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4Kind of body structure is that? Dr. Cbfygff was an entymologist called in to investigate by the radiation police, who hailed from Fukushima. They didn't want to be blamed for the
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2The moths did not want to be disturbed while nesting. The larvae were furious, hence Gus the gray wolf was attacked. Mrs. Wolf warned him. "Maybe now you will heed my advice", she
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3Mr. Wolf had turtle soup at Binyon's. "Bloody hiccups!", he told Mrs. Wolf, who had a lovely red fur coat. His was grey. Both had lovely looking tails, which they took good care of
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5Everyone started to sneeze from pixie dust. It smelled like Limberger cheese and my grandfather had a craving for it. He looked for the invisible cheese, relentlessly whilst the
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1Was dressed in seventeenth century gear and used a quill pen, making the modern pens jealous. There were stores closing right and left, making it a ghost town. Dr. Tart quipped to
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1Found a pair of chili pepper pants and had an itch for jalapenos or habaneros, so he went to Joe Caputo and Sons. He was looking throughthe remnants of the red hoy chilis when