Finished Folds (3701—3720)
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5Being unpaid for way too long by the bankrupt state. Their supply of Gsfxsdjpjyl was dwindling faster than they could meet their patients' needs. And there was no bleach left for
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3Family of geese joined him under it while it rained. He had a week's worth of meals while being flat broke and having two shiners. Mrs. Goose and her offspring flew off and escaped
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2The police described it as a mafia style murder propagated by Mrs. Greenthumb and her minions.
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3Decimated by three blind mice made Guinness Book of Records five years after the story was first folded. Their ofg
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0being a Buddhist had changed his perspective of doing anything other than folding old stories for enlightenment. Nowhere could a prostitute be spotted, thanks to Shout. Mouse King
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3Been destined to fold aging stories and fold them because they were the brainchildren of Dr. Rhdgjdjlkmi. He was my mentor, 1736 years ago in a previous life. A dog named Gkhrdfhux
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2The G's were jealous and could not stop sneezing. "Bloody phlegm", G sharp said as he used his G2 pen in green ink to draw the Tour Eggkgdxgnb. F sharp said, Wow! That is art."
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1In the name of gluttony. Venison stew was his daily meal, prepared by Philippe. The only solution was death by chocolate. Where to buy the Savoy Truffles? Only the owner of the
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1Gloaming and watering fake plastic trees. Parallel botany was Dr. Dhtfishi's specialty, from the University of Sjrfukgfok. He was world famous for his detailed study of Stranglers.
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3Nixon, while president, added them to his enemy list. They were thus banished to Coventry and kneaded into bear mush for his breakfast. No wonder the tradition of enemy lists
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0Snarky The Clown emerged out of the bathtub and scared Madame Dujardin to death, literally. She was eaten by Snarky who was starving for a good meal. The police were called and
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1And the cheese showed its teeth by biting his hand. He was rushed on a gurney to Gurnee, where his hand became monkeyish and he grew fur and had 4 legs and even a tail. Imagine how
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2Ate the whole side of beef we had bought at the butcher?" He had a ruptuted intestine and died way too young. You young bucks, take heed from us old geezers. We went vegetarian.
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2At the Green Mill getting drunk, cancelling their rewards for winning the races. No drinking allowed, the carbon police reminded them. Their licenses were threatened with being
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5The language police got wind of it. Pun intended. The odour police were called to help fold the story after a long wait for the next lines. Madame Dujardin used it as fertilizer
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1On tiptoes because they were taking treenaps. There was Woody The Woodpecker and family living there too. Their eggs were well hidden from Eggmen who lived nearby. Mr. Egg
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1The same way Jimmy O'Neill demonstrated the product as a commercial during "Shindig!" 52 years ago. Their acne was gone, magically! Imagine that, in this age of excess drugs for
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0And fifth graders nowadays are ranked dead last in math and science! This is no April Fools prank, it's the new normal. The classrooms were not missed by anyone.
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0The ink changed colour to a blue-green, nondescript. I once had a shirt in that colour! What happened to it, I don't know. It could have been part of my rug used by the director.
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3A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.