Finished Folds (3821—3840)
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2He loved her French accent, and wanted to include a video of her on the youtube channel he owned, with 4,198 subscribers. The dancing cake looked Abba-esque by comparison.
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3Take him to a restaurant around the corner from my house. The Chinese waiter stared at him and almost fled out the door. This was a test of how people would react if they saw me
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5Had hidden some Belvita biscuits and eaten them. It was now noon, she told everyone. Get up! Now! The Mayans had brought some food with them. Everyone ate together. A surprise
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3Now he no longer had to keep that old table with the broken legs. Every time his father visited he sniffed around to see if it was still there in the garage.
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3Causing it to fall asleep at the wheel of its mousemobile - this vehicle got 200mpg due to its small size. The CEO of Apple was furious, as were the rest of the bigwigs who were a
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1Drank vodka all night at the Green Mill while listening to Patricia Barber's live jazz gigs to relieve the stress before their next kibbutz, where they put their heads together.
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3Mr. Ed taught me that as a kid. It was time for double jeopardy, again. The tellie turned on by itself on the correct channel. Amazing! The grey mare calmed down instantly. The
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2Pig, I arrived home just in time to learn the Tsar had finally allowed himself to be photographed. This was big news indeed! My mum was reading the daily newspaper at breakfast. A
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0And then realised she had forgotten the number. Argh! Where was the address book when she needed it most? It must have grown legs and walked somewhere. The nearest 7-eleven sold
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2Did understand, it mattered not. "Do the math", Professor X told them. "What math?" they replied. Indeed there were several kinds of math, so he had to clarify matters. What to say
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6The fence and tried to get into the compost area. We steered them the right way, straight to the compost pile. I jotted down what was there in the log book. The chicken wire was a
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2These were no ordinary ginger cookies, they were from Erickson's Deli and Fishmarket before the Swedish icon was forced to close after 90 years in business. The punch was organic.
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2Nona and Squawker were bonding for the 12th year on the library roof. Employees noted all sorts of strange noises at 6am local time. So.e came to work early on purpose just to be
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2Mr. Cheetah boasted he could sleep through a riot going on outside, but this riot was one he couldn't sleep through. His sleeping pill helped somewhat, but he left the radio on.
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2Elsie the Cow was more outspoken because she was the mascot on all Borden dairy products and ads. She told them she would not let herself get used because Borden used GMOs. Another
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5I knew someone who used them. She knocked on my back door at 3am one night, asking for money. During the Middle Ages, Count Aznea did research on the red polish and found it could
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3"They have sleep apnea!", Mr. Blue said. He bid £2000. Mr. Green bid £2100. And so it made for an exciting evening. No one there slept that night after the teeth spoke to them so
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4I named Horus because he had a very psychic look in his eyes. I started to grow tentacles soon afterwards and trimmed the nails. How was I going to go to the office without scaring
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2est get help from. The pointy toed sloths who primed the pumps with water to be purified were cheap labour. The big boss dared promote them, and they became good bowlers. It was
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0Letely of the sinus infection, so my cough must have scared them. Pope Pius XI was out taking a walk when the legless pigeon found him. He blessed it and me too, simultaneously.