Finished Folds (3821—3840)
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2Pig, I arrived home just in time to learn the Tsar had finally allowed himself to be photographed. This was big news indeed! My mum was reading the daily newspaper at breakfast. A
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0And then realised she had forgotten the number. Argh! Where was the address book when she needed it most? It must have grown legs and walked somewhere. The nearest 7-eleven sold
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2Did understand, it mattered not. "Do the math", Professor X told them. "What math?" they replied. Indeed there were several kinds of math, so he had to clarify matters. What to say
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6The fence and tried to get into the compost area. We steered them the right way, straight to the compost pile. I jotted down what was there in the log book. The chicken wire was a
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2These were no ordinary ginger cookies, they were from Erickson's Deli and Fishmarket before the Swedish icon was forced to close after 90 years in business. The punch was organic.
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2Nona and Squawker were bonding for the 12th year on the library roof. Employees noted all sorts of strange noises at 6am local time. So.e came to work early on purpose just to be
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2Mr. Cheetah boasted he could sleep through a riot going on outside, but this riot was one he couldn't sleep through. His sleeping pill helped somewhat, but he left the radio on.
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2Elsie the Cow was more outspoken because she was the mascot on all Borden dairy products and ads. She told them she would not let herself get used because Borden used GMOs. Another
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5I knew someone who used them. She knocked on my back door at 3am one night, asking for money. During the Middle Ages, Count Aznea did research on the red polish and found it could
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3"They have sleep apnea!", Mr. Blue said. He bid £2000. Mr. Green bid £2100. And so it made for an exciting evening. No one there slept that night after the teeth spoke to them so
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4I named Horus because he had a very psychic look in his eyes. I started to grow tentacles soon afterwards and trimmed the nails. How was I going to go to the office without scaring
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2est get help from. The pointy toed sloths who primed the pumps with water to be purified were cheap labour. The big boss dared promote them, and they became good bowlers. It was
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0Letely of the sinus infection, so my cough must have scared them. Pope Pius XI was out taking a walk when the legless pigeon found him. He blessed it and me too, simultaneously.
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1G her and it was obvious. Bob Carlock knew how to forage and told her these berries were safe to eat, as was the lamb's quarters aka wild spinach. The bus arrived just in time!v
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1Her mum was pleased that she had been listened to, so she cooked a roast goose on the fire. The amulet had yielded a goose at the doorstep, just when they needed more food. It was
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1Cleaned up the black goo. This was what you told me to do. Until it stops raining, I will go get coffee. Its amazing how technocracy works, 100 years later. I feel creeped out. A
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2He knew how to forage and find food that was simply there. He also knew how to hunt and cook wild birds for survival. There was a sense of being in the void-unconfortable for most
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2My elderly mother was to be cared for by Nadine, the robot, for all needs. Chuck Berry played his song, "Nadine" as she walked in and introduced herself. Mum was suddenly awake.
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2Like teen spirit to me", the director commented. The vultures waited patiently for their turn to finish the job. It was getting late, but they were night owls. So no one cared
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2The folks from Victory Auto Wreckers rang Obi van Kwok about doing a commercial for them. He could hold the door of the Mustang in place until its turn to fall off. "Bummer!" was