Finished Folds (3841—3860)
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1The mayor of chicago wanted a sheepskin rug, so the order had to be filled asap. The high priest took control of the confusion. "Follow me, please" he told the nuns. On the train,
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0Which worried the cooks. There were buckets of dough, ready to use, and he could get lost in there. The food police were called. The captain wore knickers with Liverpool on them. A
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0Re and the probiotics were called to return. They were there at the door in record time! The cat let them in, saying they were folding stories on St. Patricks Day. It was far bette
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0"Where is the Limberger when we most need to hide the smell of wet paint?", King Olaf bellowed. "He's drunk again!", The Crown Prince told the servant. It was his favourite cheese
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1I had just dyed my hair red and it was a spur of the moment thing. The cat sat on my lap and so what if I was folding stories this late at night? I didnt care, it beat getting
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2The typewriter spewed out a manuscript, all by itself. It was the inspiration for a folding story! The Max Ernst lookalike donned a bird mask and walked around the room, saying
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2Includes being a David Bowie collaborator. His Royal Highness insisted on that. "You have musical talent and similar exotic literary taste." Queen Bess agreed 100%, which was rare.
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2These were chocolate banana babies, which I spotted at whole foods long ago. They were dairy and gluten free, so everyone would polish them off before the food police arrived!
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0He had been reborn at the feet of Lord Shiva. He was forbidden to take up politics or he would be another Gregor Samsa. There were rules he had to follow or else face the music. A
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2Ght away." She never again visited Rockville, following Michael Stipe's advice (he rang that night). The tv was blinking nonstop. Channel 147 had programming in
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2Rahula had never before worn animal fur coats, as far as Indira knew. Her chinchilla went everywhere with her, even on the bus or train. The Mt. Everest staff greeted her
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3When folding stories, I find it a lot better than drinking on St. Patrick's day. Too many drunks in Andetsdonville, my mum complained. Better to fold storied, she told me whilst
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1That the Mothership was being readied for flight and the wolves were great mechanics. They had their own manual in Wolfish, never translated into English. A lycanthropist was asked
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2The flying dutchman who was directing was a perfectionist who brought his parrot into the studio. Polly would not stay home alone and took prozac daily for anxiety.
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1Nona and Squawker, the resident peregrine falcons, were nesting nearby and went unnoticed by the humanoids. They were thankful for everything. Their last offspring were prospering.
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1The Tech Institute with its identical doorways, in search of Mr. Boris Karlov. There were no numbers on the doors, of course. Mr. Roboto was also lost in the shuffle and sneezed
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3Mr. Roach and his family moved into a house in the Hamptons on March 15th, 2016 and folded stories to pass the time. This is just the first line and already it shows signs of
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1Some black goo that had tentacles. The Pranksters opted to take the road less travelled, which saved their lives. Jack Kerouac was pulling daisies with Allen Ginsburg whilst the
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2My platypus-horse was a Triple Crown winner and his name was Otto. His uncle Ian was also a racing champion. They knew when to tread softly and change forms. It was fantastic to
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1Poiso Oversized hands that grabbed the bee costume and the dog ate it. The Roundup was robotised and thus confused, so Buzz and Saw escaped! They were the lucky ones, people s