Finished Folds (3881—3900)
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1It was already midnight! She promised to buy deaths door gin to celebrate their home finally selling as a teardown to make room for the full moon. It was that brilliant, the
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1The process of composing sonnets in the elizabethan era. I wrestled all day with the original idea of writing about the total solar eclipse on march 8, 2016. What could one say
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2The vaults hidden under the floor in search of fluorescent ideas needed to survive these feral times. "Feral indeed!", Jet Black exclaimed. Professor Plum was rewarded with three
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0"How high is the moon? I must calculate exactly to complete my homework in time!" His lycanthropist gave him Prozac so he wouldn't shatter the windows again. The professor
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5There was a high priest sitting next to me at the ice cream bar and he said, "I know the answer, but before we meet tomorrow, you must visit the Museum of Surgical Events and find
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2Thought of eating frankenfood. But this was the land of soylent green and pink slime, so what could you expect. The idiocracy won the election, no fraud needed. The high priest
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0His grandfather persuaded him the pickled herring was the cats pajamas despite it looking gro,s. The revolution continued, now at higher speed. Captain Egypt was traumatised.
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4To get to the gluten free section of whole foods, where they now had everything in stock. Problem was, there were no carts available, so he had to carry it. How was he to both
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1as the folding story showed on the screen. "Let me add a line while I have time", he requested the leprechaun. His wife rescued him, and together they added a line and laughed
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0and painted a self-portrait that had an eerie resemblance to Van Gogh. "It should be framed!", her brother commented after it was finished. It was a form of folding stories to her,
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4It was midnight and stories were folded continuously until 3am! It was too much fun, and there was no beer left in the cooler outside, It was not good beer, this was a lot more fun
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1My name if now Peter." The other rabbits took me into the family, and I got used to the hole where they lived. It was like my old flat, but nicer. Peter's Mother cooked food
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2chirped all night, so he could not sleep, The next day, Mr. Wilson was so grumpy he kicked the TV screen and shattered it. He felt relieved to no longer have to see the face of
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1It was a vintage mixtape from 1991, Dr. Motto. The visuals were stunning! It made a rainy day more interesting. I was feeling drunk though I didn't drink anything but a glass of
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3when Jimmy Jazz walked in the door carrying a case of kombucha. It was my favourite, Mystic Mango! "Thank you", I said as opened it and drank one. I called a cab home, it was heavy
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3I showed him a diagram of earth, showing the effects of Agenda 2030, and the alien was shocked. He gave me a book in Martian handwriting. I couldnt read it, and asked for a
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1Into the rat traps where Captain Egypt ate them. London was falling and couldn't get up, the tellie announced. The gingers ran out of the kitchen to freedom, never to be seen
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2Attitude when altered states are the politically correct thing to do (when the tellie conks out)? Sir John came running downstairs and carried his loaded pistol. His wife said,
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4It could have passed for what people experienced riding the red line the previous day. One lady said she would never take the red line again at 11pm. Her husband agreed. "You
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4One set of keys was able to call the mouse who guarded the kitchen. Mr. Mouse came running and, when he saw the cardboard princess, chased her out of the house. Whew! The