Finished Folds (3861—3880)
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2Creatures they would like to meet on the road. They sang, "Highway To Hell", much to everyone else's annoyance. The karma police were called but the crablike creature killed them.
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3It was to be made of materials fron only the USA, not cheap chinese junk. The union members were very pleased to know no robots were involved. It was a huge success, need we say.
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1The mouth of a grey wolf, who leaped ten feet to grab it from his rivals. This was what he considered a wolf burger. "Winner takes all", he said. Then they went back in their den.
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2The expensive green cooking pot, the celery took their side. The kale was furious, as were the mushrooms. The flax seeds watched helplessly as the stove was turned on. Mrs. Jones
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0Broadcast on now illegal podcasts. It was no fun being a truth warrior but someone had to do it. Channel 11 was once good educational programming, but now was politically correct
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1Hoping it would behave. Lyla's parrot told the anaconda, "Some guests are scared of snakes here and we don't want them to faint. Especially the Queen." Mike waited for the
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4He could finally sleep all night and fold stories all day. Earthlings were, in her opinion, too obsessed with Donald Trump threatening to dismantle the rotted empire to function
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6He was carrying lobsters in his suitcase, which squirmed uncontrollably. "Can you fix this for me", he asked. One lobster got loose and said, "Hiya!" whilst the water broke loose
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4This was one huge karmic lesson. I never drove again and was never late to work again! My boss bought me a monthly transit pass as a reward. I sold the two-bit car without regrets.
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5Mister Ed, the talking horse, had literate and outspoken offspring. They found the cats at the door most hospitable, more so than humans. Mister Ed insisted on coming too.
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4His wife, who had just been transmogrified into a robot, comforted him. "My name is 905", but I believe in reincarnation." The judge, a monkey, was fairer than humans, they found.
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2Death's Door vodka at 3am? Where was that place called Death's Door? We had to fold a story to find out, but back to the present moment when the vodka bottle spoke to us. "Hiya!",
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0The pitbull greeted them, saying, "Hiya! I am Zeus. What is your name?" His wife, Bella, introduced herself too. The cops were stunned and realised they were at the wrong place.
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2There he met Dr. Harry Haller, the famous lycanthropist. "Hiya! Last time we met was at Dante's Pizza and we shared the "wolf's surprise", made by the white wolf that owned it."
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1Revolution had begun. Her landlord thought she was losing it, then started throwing things in the kitchen and she suggested folding stories as a better way of self expression. The
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1Unfortunately, Mr. Roboto was about to do my job. I told him, "You're just a robot." He said he was my Uncle Harry reincarnated. I said, "What?" He just stood there. I was about to
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1Intensity and then let the whole thing crash, waking up the neighbours. He slunk into his room. Then all hell broke loose across town, where the monkeys hand was found that night.
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3The was the message flashing on the screen. The high priest of nothingness pulled the plug out, saying he had a headache. That was just the beginning of the real story being folded
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1Roger Waters looked at the pig in such disgust that it ran away. Lady Macbeth was sleepwalking at the time and almost crashed into the pig. The pig was never seen again! Quite a
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2It was reminiscent of some movie set in prison. Gold Bond Man vanished after the container was empty. There was no recycling bin, so it went in the trash. Bee Man said how dare you