Finished Folds (3861—3880)
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2The flying dutchman who was directing was a perfectionist who brought his parrot into the studio. Polly would not stay home alone and took prozac daily for anxiety.
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1Nona and Squawker, the resident peregrine falcons, were nesting nearby and went unnoticed by the humanoids. They were thankful for everything. Their last offspring were prospering.
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1The Tech Institute with its identical doorways, in search of Mr. Boris Karlov. There were no numbers on the doors, of course. Mr. Roboto was also lost in the shuffle and sneezed
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3Mr. Roach and his family moved into a house in the Hamptons on March 15th, 2016 and folded stories to pass the time. This is just the first line and already it shows signs of
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1Some black goo that had tentacles. The Pranksters opted to take the road less travelled, which saved their lives. Jack Kerouac was pulling daisies with Allen Ginsburg whilst the
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2My platypus-horse was a Triple Crown winner and his name was Otto. His uncle Ian was also a racing champion. They knew when to tread softly and change forms. It was fantastic to
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1Poiso Oversized hands that grabbed the bee costume and the dog ate it. The Roundup was robotised and thus confused, so Buzz and Saw escaped! They were the lucky ones, people s
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2Creatures they would like to meet on the road. They sang, "Highway To Hell", much to everyone else's annoyance. The karma police were called but the crablike creature killed them.
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3It was to be made of materials fron only the USA, not cheap chinese junk. The union members were very pleased to know no robots were involved. It was a huge success, need we say.
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1The mouth of a grey wolf, who leaped ten feet to grab it from his rivals. This was what he considered a wolf burger. "Winner takes all", he said. Then they went back in their den.
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2The expensive green cooking pot, the celery took their side. The kale was furious, as were the mushrooms. The flax seeds watched helplessly as the stove was turned on. Mrs. Jones
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0Broadcast on now illegal podcasts. It was no fun being a truth warrior but someone had to do it. Channel 11 was once good educational programming, but now was politically correct
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1Hoping it would behave. Lyla's parrot told the anaconda, "Some guests are scared of snakes here and we don't want them to faint. Especially the Queen." Mike waited for the
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4He could finally sleep all night and fold stories all day. Earthlings were, in her opinion, too obsessed with Donald Trump threatening to dismantle the rotted empire to function
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6He was carrying lobsters in his suitcase, which squirmed uncontrollably. "Can you fix this for me", he asked. One lobster got loose and said, "Hiya!" whilst the water broke loose
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4This was one huge karmic lesson. I never drove again and was never late to work again! My boss bought me a monthly transit pass as a reward. I sold the two-bit car without regrets.
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5Mister Ed, the talking horse, had literate and outspoken offspring. They found the cats at the door most hospitable, more so than humans. Mister Ed insisted on coming too.
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4His wife, who had just been transmogrified into a robot, comforted him. "My name is 905", but I believe in reincarnation." The judge, a monkey, was fairer than humans, they found.
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2Death's Door vodka at 3am? Where was that place called Death's Door? We had to fold a story to find out, but back to the present moment when the vodka bottle spoke to us. "Hiya!",
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0The pitbull greeted them, saying, "Hiya! I am Zeus. What is your name?" His wife, Bella, introduced herself too. The cops were stunned and realised they were at the wrong place.