Finished Folds (3921—3940)
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4The Grand Bazier sat on his golden throne and asked for 3 Excedrin. There was a bottle left on the ledge, he told them. It took minutes to have everything ready.
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1Performed his underture whilst eating the apple and preparing the arrows. The tattoo man waited patiently in the grey areas between the two
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0Examining forensic evidence, found no foul play. V the Guerilla Economist walked in the room and said, "Not so fast. I heard the voice tell me there will be hell in ten days. Watch
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1Resident shrink who glimpsed the sewer rats eating his food. Beware! There was time to make a word out of the glyphets manifesting themselves as chimps at the grocery store. Who
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1The notebook and uniball pen grabbed my pocket to get my attention. I dived into the esoteric nature of the book about subliminal messages. It compensated for all the flat tires
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2A tiger waited nearby and called me by name. How could Otto the elephant have told him who I lost my nicotrol inhaler? I folded a story instead and laughed out loud. Oh oh!
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1Who were his comrades in the global army. "We are in this together, never forget how we saved you before." I agreed, jarred loose from the amnesia drugs. Amazing how quickly the
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0Folded yet another story to help him quit smoking. Where was the Nicotrol inhaler when he needed it? Folding stories was far better, and made him laugh. His wife was alarmed about
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0The swaying hammocks where King Richard The Fearless took his daily nap. A domesticated tiger guarded him and waited for his royal highness to wake up. The time was 3pm. Winds were
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2It was caught by Dude, a chimp, who knew football. He needed exercise, so why not football? His brother, Zach, soon joined into the fun in the sun. Humans were strange indeed!
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1Just then, Otto the bartender entered the room with meanie martinis for everyone. "This will ease tensions so the Queen can sleep undisturbed. It's only 3am!", he told them. Then
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5Gladys was 85 when Miss Dinnerman, a tortoise, arrived in the yard and are her bouguets like they were deliveries from Pizza Hut. "It is so cuthe to watch Miss Dinnerman as she
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3This was the grey wolf's comment, in wolf language, yet to be translated by Dr. Harry Haller the lycanthropist. He had just gotten to the office with the moose head on the wall.
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2The doctor who examined chickens for a living knew who owned the ones with pesticides. His Lay-dee was thankfully okay for human consumption and had good brown eggs as well!
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3The previous owners, who obviously loved retro designs. I told X, "This looks like Eero Saarinen!" as meanie martinis were served to all. It was unprecedented because it was so
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6They had watched too much tv before moving in. Their pantries were filled with everything you could dream of, including Swedish crispbreads. Their husbands were pleased about the
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2John Cage had kept beehives in his studio for decades, which meant no one visited, unless they were
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2For carrot-mango juice was overwhelming. In the middle of nowhere there was no whole foods. So I stumbled upon a juice bar, run by two mutts, Coco and Phil. They had it! This,
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4The white noise coming from outside. The wind tossed garbage cans around and sounded like the old car I drove 30 years ago. Nothing could muffle the deafening silence from
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2They ordered from the catering department at Lou Malnati's, including pans of salad, gorgonzola and salami on the side, plus pans of pasta and trays of brownies. She loved it!