Finished Folds (3941—3960)
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2The doctor who examined chickens for a living knew who owned the ones with pesticides. His Lay-dee was thankfully okay for human consumption and had good brown eggs as well!
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3The previous owners, who obviously loved retro designs. I told X, "This looks like Eero Saarinen!" as meanie martinis were served to all. It was unprecedented because it was so
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6They had watched too much tv before moving in. Their pantries were filled with everything you could dream of, including Swedish crispbreads. Their husbands were pleased about the
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2John Cage had kept beehives in his studio for decades, which meant no one visited, unless they were
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2For carrot-mango juice was overwhelming. In the middle of nowhere there was no whole foods. So I stumbled upon a juice bar, run by two mutts, Coco and Phil. They had it! This,
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4The white noise coming from outside. The wind tossed garbage cans around and sounded like the old car I drove 30 years ago. Nothing could muffle the deafening silence from
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2They ordered from the catering department at Lou Malnati's, including pans of salad, gorgonzola and salami on the side, plus pans of pasta and trays of brownies. She loved it!
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3My Grandma had a tail and ate insects, my mother told me when I was six. I wondered why she wore the dresses she did and kept her own bee colonies. We never lacked honey.
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2Leonardo's uncle Gianno was a geometer, and never made much money. So he bought a horse named Ziggy Stardust and trained it to win the Triple Crown, with his nephew's help. One
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3Dr. Harry Haller found there were many benefits by being a lycanthropist in the year 2016 and started to list them while having beer and bratwurst. George the red wolf, his buddy.
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8not sold well at the sports authority and were renamed tube socks after the knee-caps rebelled in unison. Oprah Winfrey had them as guests on her show and then they sold millions.
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3Mr. V. told reporters he and his comrades knew her all too well. They had been classmates at art college long ago, when it was still affordable. Mrs. V. was a great cook and needed
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1Put in his cargo pants pocket, fooling the bouncers. One yellow boot walked in by itself, looking for its mate. Jazzmine knew what was going to happen next, but told nano
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4Sing the lyrics backwards, counting the syllables. The orchestra played backwards, then forwards two notes, the backwards again. The audience went wild.
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1Rils while waiting for Dr. Fugg. It was exactly 3:55pm! "Time flies when you're having fun", the electrologist quipped as she removed the needles.
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1Measured 43.5" and this was after Fukushima. The trees grew catlike whiskers for leaves which didn't fall off or grow back. Some mushrooms grew nearby and were mutant.
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0That was the last time I ate at Leona's. Plasticene flowers were everywhere, adding to the false floor. The holes numbered 457,357.
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1Who is planning a day trip to Woodfield Mall. Get your cheap gas while it Is pourable because the tortie cat is adorable.
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3Was under construction. That was good reason for the Elizabethan banquet, featuring roast lion and curried goat. Prince Buster sang, "Enjoy Yourself" whilst
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2Had remembered to use mouthwash! Mrs. X chided him for plotting to assassinate the mouse, Jerry, who lived in the grand concert piano. "Who do you think you are?", she said.