Finished Folds (3941—3960)
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3My Grandma had a tail and ate insects, my mother told me when I was six. I wondered why she wore the dresses she did and kept her own bee colonies. We never lacked honey.
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2Leonardo's uncle Gianno was a geometer, and never made much money. So he bought a horse named Ziggy Stardust and trained it to win the Triple Crown, with his nephew's help. One
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3Dr. Harry Haller found there were many benefits by being a lycanthropist in the year 2016 and started to list them while having beer and bratwurst. George the red wolf, his buddy.
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8not sold well at the sports authority and were renamed tube socks after the knee-caps rebelled in unison. Oprah Winfrey had them as guests on her show and then they sold millions.
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3Mr. V. told reporters he and his comrades knew her all too well. They had been classmates at art college long ago, when it was still affordable. Mrs. V. was a great cook and needed
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1Put in his cargo pants pocket, fooling the bouncers. One yellow boot walked in by itself, looking for its mate. Jazzmine knew what was going to happen next, but told nano
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4Sing the lyrics backwards, counting the syllables. The orchestra played backwards, then forwards two notes, the backwards again. The audience went wild.
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1Rils while waiting for Dr. Fugg. It was exactly 3:55pm! "Time flies when you're having fun", the electrologist quipped as she removed the needles.
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1Measured 43.5" and this was after Fukushima. The trees grew catlike whiskers for leaves which didn't fall off or grow back. Some mushrooms grew nearby and were mutant.
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0That was the last time I ate at Leona's. Plasticene flowers were everywhere, adding to the false floor. The holes numbered 457,357.
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1Who is planning a day trip to Woodfield Mall. Get your cheap gas while it Is pourable because the tortie cat is adorable.
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3Was under construction. That was good reason for the Elizabethan banquet, featuring roast lion and curried goat. Prince Buster sang, "Enjoy Yourself" whilst
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2Had remembered to use mouthwash! Mrs. X chided him for plotting to assassinate the mouse, Jerry, who lived in the grand concert piano. "Who do you think you are?", she said.
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0One remaining free arm, now that he had death's door just 290 feet ahead, wide open like the jaws of the laughing hyena to his left.
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6The A,H and # keys sounded a shriek of alarm at the thought of anyone else touching them. The S,J and @ keys had panic attacks at the thought of
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0Would only invite the local sewer rats to take over the kitchen. Chef Joe knew this all too well, having accidentally baked one in a loaf of bread.
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0Carrying the letters from his Uncle Jack aka Dogman, written with his favourite pen, the 1950 PFM in green marble with medium nib.
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1Measured precisely 1,976.56 droplets per minute. Dr. Grosz knew the she-wolf too well to not imagine how she could portray Queen Elizabeth so well.
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3That Mr. Spock's offspring were not drinking fluoridated water, Coke or koolaid. Their idea of smartphones was the exploding inevitable that Warhol dreamed about.
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2The tvs were to have 500 channels in 53 languages, which delighted Mr. Russian. "Where do I find Sputnik News?", he asked Victor Conquest. "Channel 63,"