Finished Folds (3961—3980)
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1Mr. Russian asked where the sprats and caviar were hidden. The Monkey King said he didn't know. "Ask Mr. Fukushima",
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3At the Barnes and Noble, the wind gusts blew chunks of concrete onto the sidewalk. I was just two blocks away waiting for a bus and there were police cars everywhere. It was quite
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4Case of botulism from old sour cream and died by food poisoning. The President ate the same sour cream because the date was smudged. "It was their karma", the police reported.
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4The wolf called in his weekly pizza order, only this time he wanted spinach, mushroom and onion - with easy garlic. "Don't forget to put dried peppers in the bag! My son was
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4It was all of 25,459 words. The print was so tiny one needed a magnifying glass to understand why the author went to great lengths to illustrate how murders are planned in pajamas.
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1told her, "We are now entering our cousin Ian's lair. Look at the trees and shrubs he
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4Cleaning the upholstry and trying to not distract them from focusing on what they were doing. A john cage lookalike was extremely impressed so he gave them a record deal!
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1Bag of venison jerky before I chew it open and grab it from you.." Dude was no ordinary golden retriever. He grew up a housefull of
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2Doctors wearing tinfoil jackets, armed with the rancid records ever - their best porcupine impersonation. It was filmed and released on youtube the next day, with 345,765 views.
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3It was exactly 5:34pm when the story was finished. According to the uss prepares instructor, everything was cocked, locked and ready to go!
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4His father found him and said, "Let's get out of Chinatown!" The old Ford was running again, just in time for the wolf to try, unsuccrssfully, to get in the back seat.
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3Ate the best venison stew ever, made by a 90 year old grandmother who had made the same venison stew since age 16! She walked without a cane and faster than me!
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2Returned at midnight, the news broke that Futon Kitty no longer had the leading role in "The X-men and the Avengers Million Dollop Quartet". She started to have a breakdown.
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5Meetup with Shakespeare and Gertrude Stein at the local pub. Alice B. Toklas was under the weather since she attended the grand opening of the
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1I was playing with my phone, just like everyone else on the red line - and we all missed our stops. I was getting off at the corner of state and lake, where
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5Ods whilst ten people nearby had copies of their books ready to be signed. Bradbury had homemade dandelion wine, freshly bottled.
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1Sarah was originally from london and transplanted to nyc long ago. You would never know she once
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2Find my human while she is writing in her journal and grab some attention! Her lap is my favourite." The dog next door
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3One man passed between walls and nearly gave me a heart attack. "Hiya", he said.
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3Meanie martinis made by the butler. This was the start of new traditions.