Finished Folds (3961—3980)
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0One remaining free arm, now that he had death's door just 290 feet ahead, wide open like the jaws of the laughing hyena to his left.
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6The A,H and # keys sounded a shriek of alarm at the thought of anyone else touching them. The S,J and @ keys had panic attacks at the thought of
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0Would only invite the local sewer rats to take over the kitchen. Chef Joe knew this all too well, having accidentally baked one in a loaf of bread.
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0Carrying the letters from his Uncle Jack aka Dogman, written with his favourite pen, the 1950 PFM in green marble with medium nib.
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1Measured precisely 1,976.56 droplets per minute. Dr. Grosz knew the she-wolf too well to not imagine how she could portray Queen Elizabeth so well.
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3That Mr. Spock's offspring were not drinking fluoridated water, Coke or koolaid. Their idea of smartphones was the exploding inevitable that Warhol dreamed about.
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2The tvs were to have 500 channels in 53 languages, which delighted Mr. Russian. "Where do I find Sputnik News?", he asked Victor Conquest. "Channel 63,"
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1Mr. Russian asked where the sprats and caviar were hidden. The Monkey King said he didn't know. "Ask Mr. Fukushima",
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3At the Barnes and Noble, the wind gusts blew chunks of concrete onto the sidewalk. I was just two blocks away waiting for a bus and there were police cars everywhere. It was quite
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4Case of botulism from old sour cream and died by food poisoning. The President ate the same sour cream because the date was smudged. "It was their karma", the police reported.
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4The wolf called in his weekly pizza order, only this time he wanted spinach, mushroom and onion - with easy garlic. "Don't forget to put dried peppers in the bag! My son was
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4It was all of 25,459 words. The print was so tiny one needed a magnifying glass to understand why the author went to great lengths to illustrate how murders are planned in pajamas.
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1told her, "We are now entering our cousin Ian's lair. Look at the trees and shrubs he
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4Cleaning the upholstry and trying to not distract them from focusing on what they were doing. A john cage lookalike was extremely impressed so he gave them a record deal!
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1Bag of venison jerky before I chew it open and grab it from you.." Dude was no ordinary golden retriever. He grew up a housefull of
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2Doctors wearing tinfoil jackets, armed with the rancid records ever - their best porcupine impersonation. It was filmed and released on youtube the next day, with 345,765 views.
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3It was exactly 5:34pm when the story was finished. According to the uss prepares instructor, everything was cocked, locked and ready to go!
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4His father found him and said, "Let's get out of Chinatown!" The old Ford was running again, just in time for the wolf to try, unsuccrssfully, to get in the back seat.
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3Ate the best venison stew ever, made by a 90 year old grandmother who had made the same venison stew since age 16! She walked without a cane and faster than me!
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2Returned at midnight, the news broke that Futon Kitty no longer had the leading role in "The X-men and the Avengers Million Dollop Quartet". She started to have a breakdown.