Finished Folds (401—420)
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5From their Haven in the rushes. They brought with them some homemade wine and crumpets. The faeries postponed any war until after the delicious wine was gone. The horses rejoiced.
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5Stood in front of us and said, "Doth thou speak ill of your latent thought of robbing the bank?" Tad remembered he had made a joke and apologised to the shadow. "Okay.", it replied
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7The tortoiseshell cat blessed it with her whiskers and the flower thanked her. The plant grew nonstop for at least ten years without having to be refertilised or pruned.
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2Dr. Hsifdgixppy was toothless and inspected the flying tooth. It spat at him and clawed with its roots, then flew out the door into the street. Then it made the evening news!
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2Dr. Sardonicus and his twelve infamous dreams were present as witnesses lest the patient perish from oblivion. Dr. Hgshkddgjjy was also present to record the occasion on video for
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3A bag of evidence was found in his namesake dog food sold everywhere. The police bought three bags, one in each flavour. Turkey, chicken and beef were comingled corruptedly and
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1The wicked witch from Arkansas hid under a mountain of evidence of fecal matter corruption. It didn't go unnoticed by the odour police. She was literally stinking from having been
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3Gregor adjusted the podium so he was in front of the the microphone. The spiders from Mars applauded vociferously. The noise police were measuring the decibels at 75db. No wonder
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4In the year 2025, they achieved sainthood amongst the 500,000 souls left on earth after the Green Plague exterminated all libeta And lunatics, and the umprepared zombies. Whew!
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6Fondness of Shakespeare. Not every president can understand "King Lear" and not feel frustrated by Old English. Queen Elizabeth was instructing Trump about the meaning of words.
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3The bearded Collie agreed after he saw the devil's homemade dog food. It was chicken with onions! Sphinx loved onions, and ate them raw out of the garden if the devil didn't get
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1At this point, Mr. Lamb and family intervened, successfully grabbing the fork. She woke up, toothless. A dentist, Mr. Lamb's son, planted her teeth in the garden next to the onions
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2Because it attracted the attention of the odour police. Black Francis was busy finding cat soap for us and that worked. Det. Manatee and his sea monkeys helped us too. Eventually,
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1Than this when he took a vacation to The Invisible Cities and couldn't print photos from them. He only had his voluminous notes, which were yet to be published. The University of
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3She filmed his soliloquy and posted it on her YouTube channel as well as her Facebook page. You can imagine how he got his proverbial fifteen minutes of fame . Then they married.
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2The diaries of Uncle Julius, who took the pen name Plutonium Lotus. His books were bestsellers but later out of print. One entry caught his eye, dated July 2017. It started out as
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1Nly admitted she was a slave in a government training centre. If she admitted she was disgusted while trying to be amused, she would be out of a job. Elvis Costello walked in and
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6The latest issue of Oh Comely! was on the table, about being delighted by chocolate then disgusted. I read the magazine until my legs became gourmet chocolate bars, with cherries.
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3Snippets of world news revealed it was not her imagination that those flashing lights were real.
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2Entertain and enlighten all creatures, including canaries. The birds joined us in our mural, putting final touches on the platform at the railway station. We made the evening news!