Finished Folds (381—400)
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4That I mistook it for the salt water taffy we once pulled together in his kitchen. This was before the television imploded on itself and burned the house down. I had to apologise
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3The broken zippers were destroyed so bleach boys couldn't save them. The detergents were nonetheless determined to let the channel 147 news team know about the accident. The
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7Was never read. The Big Boss lied to you." He lost his sense of direction and ended up on the 25th floor. He meant to push the "24" button. There was no way out except the stairs.
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1The Skyflake crackers are now found only at the Vietnamese groceries. Master Tung Le bought enough for this temple and I have one too. Facebook, what do you think about this?
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3Was his lawndwee daily using the Wong detergent. Now Mr. Cream itch like my Chihuahua. Ha ha ha. I twied to tell him, so you know what to use. Call me anytime.
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1They play the same old infomercials about why men like me need Viagra. I don't need that and do zen meditation instead after meeting the famous monk, Le. It changed my life!
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2Eat way more and not feel nauseous. This was the only time the former champion didn't secretly give them to his pit bull boxer, who caused the scandal by barking when he was full.
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1Needed her to protect them from the Monsanto Gang, who were disguised as cannisters of Roundup to fool tjd villagers. They had never learned the natural ways of gardening at night.
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3She said as the pepperoni was placed on top of her. The King of Romania was quick to remove the excess pepperoni. Liza minelli thanked him and asked how to return the favours. He
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3Good insurance plan in case you get poisoned. " Agent 999 was vigorously gathering evidence Mr. Twinkie had colluded with Mr. Snowball to create the ideal snack cake more cheaply.
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4Joe Bazooka would have been proud of his grandson. The cartoons drawn by his offspring showed the greatest invention of all time was still the greatest. Quite a feat, considering
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0Blue men woke me up and I was aware of taking the keys to the house. Now you were free!
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3Doctor from the Masonic Lodge and look at your horoscope. 10) don't listen to the news on the tellie, its smoke and mirrors. 11) Hide in your room and shut the lights off. Sleep!
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2Had no working computer. He had to go to the library and do it anonymously. To be unmasked was his nightmare. You could no longer trust anyone. Bob pondered this over the
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1His father had told him, "Nothing is permanent. Now you see someone, then you don't." Buddha was right. He tore up the manuscript and decided to start over. Life was too short.
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4The white tigers made the rounds looking for midnight dinner. They found it and walked over the horizon, as proof the earth is really flat. The medium and I had our dinner, which
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6Doing like the Grateful Dead did when celebrating the Solstices. The Deadheads were oblivious to the fact Jerry Garcia was actually dead. He made a great vampire, though!
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3And forgot about the white peonies. They sobbed at the door until they were watered and put in a vase on the altar. The peonies and the sunflowers chatted with delight when the
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4To impress the Fairies in the garden. One of them invited us for dinner. My spirit drank some Chilean Chardonnay and shared it with my body. A splendid rabbit stew was served. The
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4Green mangoes who greeted me back. They talked the whole time I was shopping and the cashier was most impressed. She had to buy some too but they wouldn't speak to her. Blimey!