Finished Folds (461—480)
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3From Lou Malnati's. Det. Manatee and His sea monkeys were called to investigate food fraud. Malnati's was found innocent but Mario switched to pepperoni. It was no solution to the
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3Ime because it had to eat. So it ate the turtle or tried to. Mr. Turtle in turn ate Mr. Wombat. In the end the referee declared a draw. The mustache laughed put loud and rammed
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3My ex sadly rode his bike onto the El tracks and I inherited his share of lottery winnings and more. So I now have champagne tastes on a beer budget. Life is good. O
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1Sgt. Plaghufzghhy was quick to give me fresh clothes and a boiler suit. I was allowed to go into the headquarters of the folding story department, where Rebbie and Woab worked.
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1The fur comma had three white whiskers and the rest were black. There was no way to dye them. His hairdresser was alarmed that he wanted to ruin his appearance by doing such silly
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1As soon as Mr. Mouse announced the plan for an all night street party. Mr. Rat was going to join in the celebration of the Summer solstice. The brown-eyed girl had a suspicion
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6The only Sears store left open had a sale on his favourite clothes, so Superman flew to the store and bought what he needed at 75% off. Lois Lane knew a good bargain. One thing
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1The audience went silent for five minutes. The Great Watch In The Sky timed it as 5:02:44. Salvador Dali was holding it anxiously. The voice repeated the question after nobody
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3Led him. "We are on candid camera!" Unfortunately for Jodey it went viral in 37 minutes. A purple penguin was on his way to the pride parade when this line was folded. This was
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4Uiem that he titled "Mews". It stuck. I recorded it and Sir Ahoy released it on i-tunes some three years later. Phantom had already produced himself on the KittyCorder. We laughed
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1That one left by this guy named Jack. He claimed to read 50 words a minute and then regurgitate them backwards. This was June 2017! I wonder how long it took Jack to pull this off.
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2It asked in Treeish where were the cherries. Jill remembered the invisible hand knew where they were. So the last minute request was granted and the trees ate all the dried fruit
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4Nctipn for the rest of us, who were so angry about the Witch Doctors that we sent Sir Mojo to poison their coffee. The Witch Doctors made one last album, still a classic.
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3Someyummy stood up holding the floor plan for organic and conventional produce. The grapes had been wrongly placed in organics by an overtired employee doing returns. Now they were
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1City, inside the Magical Mystery tour, some two years later it would still be raining question marks. The erasure of memories after drinking the razzberry koolaid. Seriously!
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4Painted toes bobbing up and down like a yoyo. "We are on our own now", the local butcher chortled as the Darwinians drank the koolaid. Kusama was not yet finished with version of
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2To all guests. Among them was Jeff Bezos the new king of e-commerce. Big fish swallow smaller fish, as Darwinism put it. John Mackey was licking his wounds and drinking Raging Bull
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1Some six months later, Satan had a friend who was a fiend named Sammy. They hit it off and shacked up in Satan's spacious flat in downtown Hell. They made burritos famously well.
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4And then they landed in the bargain basement of a Chinese factory outlet and were told to spend a thousand dollops to keep the economy chugging along. Problem was the speedometer
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2Think he was anything more than a Level 333 Mason! That seeing eye was the same one on the Federal reserve notes I carried and used as currency. Grandpa knew their value was