Finished Folds (601—620)
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4Tter whether Mean Mr Mustard slept in a hole in the road and kept a ten mark note up his nose. His sister Pam was a go getter. The cow knew she had to act quickly.
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2And it screamed bloody murder. It splattered me and my clothes with blood. Blimey! Breakfast was eventually served and no one would touch the bacon except my squidling. I was burnt
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4T of this bloody place. The painter had just won a prize for it. I painted him with a lion's head and tail. That wpon the same prize the following year. He didn't recognise himself
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3So it resembled something out of his favourite movie "Attack of the killer tomatoes". Mr. Tomatohead tweeted Harry that he was a good son. Mrs. Tomatohead agreed her son was OK.
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5The raspberry jam banished both to Coventry and instead of PBJ Auntie Floor made jam sarnies and there was peace at teatime. In Coventry, war broke out. The newspapers wrote
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6The 101st tadpole has a special karma. Tadpoles are not born numbered but Mr. Frog tried to conjure which of his offspring was going to be an astronaut. Mrs. Frog didn't care
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5As soon as he touched the red patent leather pumps. They were barely used. He bought them for only ten dollops. His mum asked if he was crossdressing. He replied, "In my dreams."
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2My feline tail was the deterrent for Tank. He had taken Damnitol and Det. Manatee infiltrated the supply chain. Sea monkeys are smarter than you think. The tablets were each
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1Then I woke up and my cat was next to me. She said not to worry. This was the last line of the story, so I could enjoy my coffee and crumpets as usual. Whew! It was only 7am.
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7Ad of the books they wanted. This map was of Middle Earth. They bought it. It cost only three dollops. The hobbit was pleased to sell it and make room for more books. There were
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3Op hats give you away. I see you got something aromatic on your hands. It is not a stink bomb but oil of octopus. That is illegal. Did you know that? No?
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4The parking lot where Sears used to be. Dump it there and come back. Don't forget to wash your hands!" The squirrels took one whiff of it and ate my avacados instead. They
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1Mop and bucket. It had legs which resembled tentacles. It spoke to me too! "Hiya. I am Squidling #5. Nice to meet you." I shook hands with one tentacle and realised something:
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4We arrived at 3800 W. Cortland just in time to see the locally manufactured tellies be given out as samples. We took one and it was to last 25 years. But at the time we were
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2Outsmarted the Octopussies, much to the shock of 006 himself. 007 was busy resetting the clocks on Tribune Tower. DST began at 2am and he rapped on the window to wake the miners.
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5Bought them at Pick And Save. The Maalox bottles sold like crazy too. According to Dr. Sljhtrbe, there were a record number of Maalox moments, 5,726,966. It made the news. Dr. Mews
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1Whose human opened a can of fish daily, discovered Spam tasted okay too. He couldn't eat much without having acid reflux. The bloodhound was jealous and filched a mackarel.
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4The Lord of the Knives saved me by slicing the whirlpool in half. It would reduce the water bill, he said. It had just been paid and I thought 50 dollops was too much. But sadly it
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5Being thick as a brick was nor as easy as it sounded. Ian Anderson showed up to give the King of Bricks some much needed advice. The village bully agreed. All drank tea and ate
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2Hades and Kronos were conjunct at 54LE04 for the next 5 days which gave Father Christmas migraines. He was out of Damnitol and sent his soul mate to the nearest Walmart. Blimey!