Finished Folds (621—640)
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6Am sarnie but one of Auntie Flo's Scottish finger sandwiches ominously floated overhead, saying "I told you so!". This finger followed me everywhere and sat on the counter. Ugh!
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3Couldn't bring any more plastic water bottles onboard lest the ex felons on the cleanup crew fill them with arsenic. Felon Frank's coronary logs showed a lot of dead ex felons.
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8Hipsters dressed in red jeans and bearded like a couple centuries ago stood on the precipice wondering what would happen if they fell. The wind blew in 50mph gusts and spoke:
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6The only other Esperantan there was a lady walking her dogs. Bella the pit bull and Bogart the mutt didn't allow Stan to kick their owner out. So he relented and danced all night.
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1"I just talked to Lucky's kid a half hour ago and told him to tackle gangbangers more often to keep them out of school. He overturned my mustang. Strong kid..." Dr. Boos was
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3In the shoes of the piggies George Harrison sang about. Porcini mushrooms were delivered by the porcine community food pantry. They could eat their bacon with mushrooms! That was
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4Mrs. Svensson was pouring the gravy over her lutefisk. "Voila!", she said. My brother Ulve filmed the occasion. Mr. Svensson enjoyed his Meanie Martini and applauded. It wasn't
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1Master Jack is riskier than I had thought. Master Jack should have stuck with folding stories, which he mastered at a young age. We fold stories even fifty years later. The line
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4At age 18 and was smarter by far than anyone I knew - even Dr. Sjjgddfgnk who went to Harvard with Timothy Leary. (And he gave up psychiatry for lack of state sponsorships!)
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5Orse had had. 3 - the number of wigeons Mr. Ed saw. 2- the number of rooks Mr. Ed saw. 19 - the number of times the tellie came on last night.
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3Satan wore jersey number 666 and outscored my team 42-41. Ouch. My wife wanted to offer Satan pepperoni pizza, but he wanted anchovies. Faust made him a small one. It was fishy.
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6Radio so I knew you had NPR on and heard me on your way to work. When you parked the car, it began folding stories. Ambassadors are well educated and the exhaust pipe gurgled
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5On St. Patrick's Day, I dressed like Lucky's kid and sprouted a red beard. In front of the Aragon Ballroom, there was a cow on parade who stopped to say hello. My red Airwalk
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3To sit on the library roof to watch Squawker and his new girlfriend start a family. Where was Nona? Last year she had only two eyases. Something wrong with that so this was
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1But this was Greek pazticio number three with tubular networks to distribute the marinara sauce. Flopp had just bought it at shop and save in the Greek aisle, next to the Russian
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3Spastic surgeons were called in to resuscitate the Russian scientist who had just crashed into PeeWee Herman. The steak burritos were ready to eat them. The breakfast burritos
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4Pieces wept while Mr. Tile and family flew back to Xhianghpu. Ma Jong tried to get his address but it was in an obscure factory. Mr. Jong begged the south wind to take them to
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2And puts put poisoned milk. How do I know?" The cow bolted into her hiding place and injected VX into the Dark Lord. He stewed and brewed until he dropped dead. Mr. Farmer
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7Allen Ginsburg appeared and read his poem of the same title. The black dog gurgled in delight afterwards. He was a poet and wrote in Doggish to Beth-Anne about how the sky
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1That was just desserts for Mr. Pgdzhkjzxbvski PhD. He billeted her and then barbequed her once onceleoparda Leopard spots refused to change. That was just another sign that she wa