Finished Folds (661—680)
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5Quite reminiscent of John Cage's magnum opus. John and I laughed simultaneously and disrupted the flow of events. This was.deliberately done and then we threw apples at the stage.
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3My bloody nose. Of course winter can be a roller coaster ride if you have SAD. The nose knows better than anyone else. It worked. I felt like skiing.
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3Complain Peter was disturbing his meditation practise with his guru, a parakeet in the same cage. John Cage found inspiration for his next masterpiece. It was untitled as yet.
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2E truth. Professor Plumb was digging too deep in the memory hole for my taste. The moment my foot grew rabbit fur I knew I was in trouble. I grew ears too. What was going on
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6Uncle Julia measured Caleb's sneezes at 75 decibels. Bob Dylan was blowing in the wind and sang to her in an effort to not disturb the tomatoes. It was a new world record!
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8The nose-horn cost Jenny her job at McDonald's so she went into playing piano. Liberace and his ghost were always following her. Even on the subway, they got on without paying.
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1Scheiss met his match and neither was heard from again. A white powder was sprinkled by the Fairy on the Eve of the Midwinter Feast. The smell had to be gone by 7pm. And so
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12Was attended by Tom and his family. They roasted Mrs. Butterworth, dressed her in organic stuffing and homemade gravy. The feast was on February 19th. Everyone was invited.
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3His uncle was a cousin of Gandalf or so the story went. He spoke Dwarfish and Hobbit language. His English was much better than mine. Amazing. We had tea and crumpets.
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6Marked the spot where Woab came upon the diaries of MoralEnd's uncle. The sepia ink had not faded yet. Blather McBleh asked if it was a secretly formulated concoction. No one sold
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1I had accidentally chewed on bee pollen so I spelled a word I had only seen once. Haflinger was the maker of my wool clogs. The pollinators were placed in the corners of my
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6Filled with fresh picked strawberries I just made." He agreed and then spewed out his next novel, a homage to Proust. He won the 1991 Pavlov Award for his first novel. Action was
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2All natural leather fabrics. They only came in shades of brown and black. Mr. Versace drooled on the plate of steak tartar . The waiter had a long furry tail and wagged it, feeling
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5T I wrote the following number sequences and was joined by Grieg for coffee. It was his first visit to Starbucks and he had only Deutschmarks. 368, 638, 917 then 666. Grieg was
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3Where there was no English spoken. I left Saigon and went to Chicago. On Argyle there is a restaurant my aunt ran. 777 was the top pho noodles so I left the 888 and went there.
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2The puppy greeted her in German. Blanche knew German and they spoke all afternoon over dog biscuits and mocha cappuccino. The puppy had a name, Steppenwolf. He liked Hesse.
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4We ordered pho noodles for the first time. Caitlyn gurgled Soup and suddenly remembered it was still February despite it feeling like April. Lettuce sprouted from her bowl.
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3Three years later Smarty-pants was the big boss at the sweet factory. He ran a forklift and was well respected. His son was a designer of widgets. His degree in business was a
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4For King Olaf's birthday party. He had just become an owl and had to get around without glasses. Mr. Owl wisely suggested meditation on the barn balcony. Fifty years collaborating
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4Then the voice said he would pay in obelisks. That was his local currency on planet X. The invocable hand did the currency conversion. The extended mouth took it all in one bite.