Finished Folds (641—660)
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5Until a pit bull boxer named Tank saw me and invited me to his house. It had cushions from an old couch. There was plenty of food. I vaguely recognised my old friend from college.
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7As it showered green leaves on them both. Agent K was coming but was stuck on the Atomic Expressway. Exit 51 was blocked. His radio didn't work. So he stewed in his juices.
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1And they were simulsimultaneously modelling their cars in front of the audience. Androids and folded story ideas were in the front row, gurgling with delight at the sky in front.
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2Skills. I needed to count the number of clouds lying next to me. Mr. Sun and Mr. Moon were simultaneously playing my piano. I vaguely recognised the music from college days.
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6Programming created by the Great Retailer in the sky. Quano threatened anarchy if the cashier didn't provide any discount. He demanded coffee and donuts for everything. Three
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4Arsenic and old lace the preferred treatment per Doctor Oz. Oprah had successfully used it when TPM climbed her leopard sofa onstage and clawed through the upholstery. Dorothy
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2Boom box beamed bombastic sounds by The Percolator himself. The Great Percolator had just put Starbucks out of business. Melissa used her claws to perform the ritual of plastic
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2The Good Boy invited the alien for tea and crumpets. His mum was not used to being around Neeglegluppers bit said nothing. Later his father walked in the room and grabbed
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4They warned me I wouldn't be able to fold this line so I stopped. They suggested I mention random flowers growing in February, which were unprecedented. Writing about them was most
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7In the trash or offer it to Shelley for tonight's dinner. Shelley ate my hat and gave me the same fedora worn by Brian Jones. Brian himself blessed the hat he once wore!
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2Surrounding his persona who defected. Nijinsky was
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2She then played old Cro-Mags music with Harley Finnegan on drums. I knew then and there this was to be a great folded story. Allen Ginsberg agreed. The fairies celebrated my feat.
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2Katy Perry sampled her Arsenic Energy drink on the pier. One by one the village idiots sang "Roar" then croaked. It was an accidental concoction, she told the food police.
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0It took place in the Village Green, presided over by Puck the prankster. Our cake was not made of chocolate bit from the finest red velvet ever. It was embalmed by the high priest.
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2As playing with words when I said it was okay on one condition: that the 24th note be A-sharp. The soprano agreed. I was free to leave and never returned. My mum smiled.
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3Ung into gear as the Oroville Dam broke open and swallowed the whole state of California. The politicians wined and dined until the five million gallons of water ate them alive.
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5The diary of folded stories has a picture of a green elf making hors d'oeuvres for the forest king on page one. On page two is found the following: the secret of folding stories
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3Steven Spielberg showed up and filmed it. Damn! My glasses were lost. I was blind as a bat. Thus I became a bat and got away with murder. Most news channels ignored the story.
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1Chim Chim spotted a baboon and the monkey happily ate his hot dog. They exchanged paws. Wasted food was avoided at the last minute. Uncle Joe asked about his lunch and it was gone
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3On my next turn. Nam June paik played the electric triangle naked behind the counter. Damn I needed a Snickers bar now and I grabbed her ankle instead.