Finished Folds (741—760)
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2Nessie went to the big city for the first time, taking a flat in the Edgewater neighbourhood, where the Lutfisk family lived next door. She discovered Swedish fish, and got hooked.
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5The last janitor was dismantled. That was when the building was taken over by squatters, all of whom were 6 feet or under. The Squatters team play scratchball and never lost, until
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3Dirk wore it to work and found he had the place to himself. The mummy and Dirk made millions of dollops that day, then gave a tiny amount of it to Tiny Tim, who was homeless.
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4Took his time and couldn't slam the doors when quietly opening the manhole. Mr. Rat and family greeted him and thanked him for letting him while he crawled out. Where was he?
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3Could only smell garlic and onions, so she made sure he ate plenty of both. Tony's days of being a pure vegetarian were over, so he stopped going to The Chicago Diner. His diet now
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1Bolted out the door, running to catch the 149 bus and getting off at my aunt's house. Auntie Flo said, "Where have you been, let me clean you!' So she did and I was permanently
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9Appeared almost a year later, carrying a package. The scary clowns opened it and threw the paper into the fire, outside the tent. The King of Comedy had sent them a book about
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1And as of January 2017, never returned to school. His mum finished his education at home, then he went to Oxford on a scholarship and graduated. But we digress. We never learned
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2Beef jerky for breakfast. The dogs ate that now, because the humans' teeth had rotted from the texture of the 2015 made product in 2163 and lost their teeth. The dogs loved it and
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1This is how Prince Johann learned to spell. The old fashioned way. King Paulinus X wanted to home school his children and hired a governess named Elizabeth to live in the palace.
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3Then he pulled back and became a hooded rat, which caused her to be sufficiently disgusted. It had been a white Christmas after all. Evanstonopoly was played all afternoon by the
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3It was time to move on. Enough time spent in virtual reality and getting addicted to the giant goggles. His mum was quite pleased to see her son finally wake up from a dream.
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1Brush of purple mojo ink. She folded her best story ever as a result and her cat sniffed it. Fluffy was a rare female philosopher and art student. They went everywhere together.
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3Passes to the surgical science museum. It had an exhibit on teeth in literature and art. I was curious, so I went there on the #120 bus, filled with tourists going there too. Fifty
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3Hoopie pie left to eat. All whoopie pies were gone. What to eat next, we were hungry! Ah, there was a symphony orchestra to ask if we could eat their leftovers. They said at night.
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2Such was my adopted lifestyle in 2017. I bought a fish for my cat to watch swimming. And she nearly ate it. It was like Kitty TV, channel 256. I had no cable or tellie, so she was
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1Until Auntie Flo bailed him out again. He knew she had threatened to cease bailing out her naughty nephew, who had already gotten 2 DUIs since being able to drive drunk.
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1Virtual reality, the way the invisible friend resonated. "Nice to know you, now we are both dead", Jacob said to his zombie friend. Zombie #2 waved back as he shut off the tellie.
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0Knocked on the door. They were doing the annual inspection and she let them in. The previous tenants warned about this and were proven right. Smart meters told them off, recording
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2The news reporters, 2-1/2 years after the Great War, sent projectiles off the screen that landed in our living rooms. My mum had one land near her while knitting and panicked.