Finished Folds (761—780)
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2One who was depressed and felt like something the cat dragged in. Topper looked around and found some clothesline that would be just as good. Slim was pleased they could wrap up.
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4Because, some 2-1/2 years later, the Maunder Minimum was just getting going. It was to last 36 yr Ars. Tintin was prepared for the worst, having studied the subject. His dog
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6With the hag-seeds to be planted at the solstice. They were organic seeds and heirloom as well. The three hags would have to plant them once. Yes, miracles do happen! End.
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4N ways the idiocrats were outed. By 2020, the fake heroes were outed as well.the cliffs of regret were regularly the scene of bureaucrats' meeting their fate and karma. Helplessly
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3The garbage man sitting next to me despised the politically correct term "sanitation engineer". I agreed it was nonsensical. Variations on that were equally absurd. This world was
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5Welcome to the 9th floor, where winter paradise awaits you as you step out of the elevator. The stairway takes you there too. King Richard II takes full credit for this innovation.
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4Gang and firebomb the headquarters of the Green Panthers, who frowned on riding motorcycles due to high accident rates. They advocated walking or biking in the lane provided them.
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2Shark Lady had mysteriously vanished but not before her shark toothed husband blamed Russia for her catastrophic election loss. Putin laughed and told him prove it or shut up.
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7Either way, the choices were not good. She called an uber ride so she could get home, making excuses to leave the nightclub. Her friends were too drunk to drive. New Years Eve was
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2I needed to, since I had already gone so far down the rabbit hole that I couldn't get out without help. The Blue Bunny and the White Knight helped me escape so I made it home.
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1The barista asked them what they wanted and the werewolf told her, "Two meatball sandwiches, medium rare, and two horsehead cream coffees." The barista was roasted and tipped 20%.
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10George didn't bring the Christmas Goose to dinner again. Last year, everyone got sick from eating it. This year, George had a Christmas Horse. Aunt Phoebe was flabbergasted. She
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2Jack, the official hospital clown, was glad to have a job after graduating the School of Clownomics. His father said, "Now you can pay rent and student loans, no more sponging."
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4The canine shrink, a black labrador named Dr. Sardonicus, spoke Doggish and had 12 dreams. Thumbless Dog was prescribed homeopathics and improved quickly to normal. His wife was
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1Playing her violin, naked behind a tv screen. On the tv there was a documemtary about Mozart, whom Bimbi played backwards. The ghosts of Fluxus were filming the occasion for their
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1Mr. Marsupial was extremely smart and had a degree. Marsupials attended excellent schools, taught by kangaroos and koalas. Humans attended poor schools by comparison. A study was
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0Showing the new Star Wars prequel. He was there at its premiere. The critics raved about it. this was 2-1/2 years before its release to the public, who needed something tonic after
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1Make sure the right man is beheaded." It happened that Queen of Scots was beheaded and Bloody Mary died prematurely. But this was 2025. September was not yet over, the old king was
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4One at a time. The basket was emptied not long afterwards. Cybershadows were lurking even in printed books. One sat on my lap, just like a cat, and wouldn't move. What the hell?
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2Fazed. I got a b***hslap upside the head. Ouch! When I came to, I was sitting on a park bench next to a baboon. What the hell? It was 2-1/2 years after the story was started?