Finished Folds (781—800)
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7Out with his charming accent. Being PC meant listening to hip-hop, rap, and such. I hated it, but my Ukranian boyfriend loved going to clubs. I hated clubs because everyone smoked.
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3In some language no one knew and bit me. Ouch! Was this a dream? There was no bite mark on my arm just a tattoo that wasn't previously there. It read:
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4The cashier recognised the kombucha lady, knowing she was buying her usual cases of kombucha having them packed into double paper bags and then took a cab home. Today she needed
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2They became lego sculptures and went on display at Legoland. Thus they became property of the Lego corporation. She made millions of dollops from selling her kids.
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0Plume and it turned into a horn. It blew at midnight, but hippos never could be ticketed. It was instead a ritual to leave them water holes of their own, untouched by humans.
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1Like a true 80s zombie on his skateboard. Four years later, he lived in the same town and worked at a millinery on Main St. Hats were back, thanks to the hipsters' influence
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5Some 2-1/2 years later, Purple Prof's prophecy came true. The chilI recipe he used became the favourite of vegans worldwide, including Sir Paul McCartney himself. it went viral.
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5Writing on the wall. Mr. Redhead and family were experts in heiroglyphics. They made business more profitable by advertising on WXRT fm. Their customers included the likes of
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5Said come to Chicago instead. The grammophone played "Connected" by the Stereo MCs when the writing appeared on the wall. It read something like "go where the snow falls!".
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4Then I felt like my father must have a century ago, in 1914. There were no clipboards then.
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2To warn the seventh folder, with a note written in orange crush ink. Then the radio played "Diamonds on The Soles of Her Shoes", causing spear to become an olive branch. Whew!
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3As Lord Krishna appeared and blessed everyone who donated turkey to the destitute families begging outside. George ate saag paneer and said the beggars at least weren't starving.
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4The microbiotic diet I was on took its toll when I was enjoying breakfast with The Beatles. Sir Paul suggested a vegan diet instead. Okay, I said. I followed his advice and found
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3My house burned down in a short time since the flammable materials used for the roof and insulation were put there by that cheapskate of a contractor Uncle Jim hired ten years ago.
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3In history and it weighed 593 lbs. It couldn't leave the house. This crisis was contained to the degree that it stayed home. But it lost weight and became a French dog. Now VFD had
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0Has seen an increase in business, unprecedented. Suddenly there was a demand for them and the communalistic schools couldn't produce enough potential employees. It was a low skill
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1This means all the tsunamis and other so called natural disasters were karmic in nature. The last four years have seen a fourfold increase globally in mainstream news stories about
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5Then there were new taxes on robots and they went on strike. Mr. Roboto was the union leader. Bet you didn't know the robots were unionised even in 1995! Human cogs were totally
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2Humanoid came over and joined him. They danced all nigjt, then he got a cab home. It was all too surreal. He started gping bald soon afterwards, to his surprise. He got a wig.
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3They needed to make money because the lemons had just gone up in price. Demon #1 called and told them not to worry. It was a kid selling lemonade at his mother's yard sale.