Finished Folds (881—900)
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3The CNN talking heads were debating whether to present this story before or after the man run over by the Purple Line at 4pm. They had five minutes to decide.
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2It happened he had a book about the history of dumb waiters. There was one in a building he lived in long ago. The trash used to be sent down a chute from the fourth floor.
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2Are we going to let these humans leave us to rot and get thrown out? Our republic deserves better than this. We need to have another revolution and get rid of the oligarchy. Nobody
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4Candid Camera." The End arrived with a loud noise and who but Satan walked on stage with his minions. "Good evening!", Satan said with a grin. The minions bowed before him and blew
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2The Vietnamese monks were called in to help. They were quite effective in getting Chicagoans to not stare into my windows, plastered. I wanted to move, as did Darius. We installed
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4The sheeple drank it en masse and left empty bottles on the Red and Purple Lines. The cleanup crews got so fed up they started a publicity campaign to stop it. Hola Cola was ideal
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4Some stories are that way. At least the four minutes allow you to sneeze. Is it the holiday season that does it or is it the fact these folded stories are so bloody hilarious?
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2He played the kazoo and Washboard Sam played the washboard. Louis played the banjo. This was filmed aboard the Red Line southbound to 95th. Passengers applauded. One filmed it.
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2She was putting on makeup. It took her three hours. Smurfette said, " You look great!" The minions were getting hungry and the karma police arrested them. Just 22 days until
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3My hands separated from my wrists, derailing the snow. It began quite invisibly and they grew in size until they could hold a well of sacred water. They were gorillas' hands,
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1To be a dingo is a unique similar to being with minions at the holiday lighting ceremony. Stand up comedians understand this well. Dingoes formed a union and protected these rare
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2Fy him until after he jumped under the Purple Line train at Foster. How could it take so long? Dr. Gfsgjjoooliev asked that question until Sgt. Friday responded by email:
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4Four years later, "The Spacetime Comedy Hour" was granted another fifty episodes on channel 512. The views of the series went into record territory. It made history, according to
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4There he sang "River of Dreams" and the King of Hades was most pleased. This was his favourite song from 1993! A new model of auto-rickshaw was premiered that same day. The King
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4Sophisticated design of mouse trap. It will be a huge best seller on Amazon.". Guess who was the first visitor to the mouse motel? You won't believe it but the mouse motel provided
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1Because I am getting a corn on my left foot." Sheriff Joe didn't say anything, but he said to call Dr. Scholl. Ms. Wolf asked for the phone number, being computer illiterate.
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3The hairballs fell from the sky like hail and landed on my coat. When I got home, my mum asked if I had a cat. I said no. Then a cat showed up looking for a home, and we had a cat.
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1Opposition appeared from the roof, where woodpeckers lived. Woody and family woke up the Ericksson family 3,185 times since this story was originally folded.
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3Whiskey and coke. His speech the next day was in Gibberish. Turkish coffee was served so he could stand up straight. Nobody understood a word he spoke. He coughed 618 times.
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1Had their own cable network, aka BTV. They promoted bowler hats and very dapper long coats, something not seen in 150 years. And there was more that they promoted on channel 626.