Finished Folds (861—880)
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2This one was about the suit jacket that had £200 sewn inside it. The money was returned to a shelter which is still there some 55 years after this episode of human kindness. The
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2Ware of my dog. He bites anyone who is liberal or a social justice warrior. He eavesdrops on you. So beware. I am not politically correct and don't want to be. Idiocracracy is the
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0They included diet sodas, aspartame, fluoridated water, vanillin, yellow #5 and many more. Dr. Plum and his assistants attempted to banish them but failed miserably.
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0Ourself now!" Mickey and Mihnnie Mouse were watching while they burned 350 CDs for the Lunar New Year. Dr. Wgfdgjgffgjnmy ignored the mice and told Mr. Disney to skedaddle or else.
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5Hello to Fluffy as she walked by. She meowed back, then went back to her throne. Being Queen of the basement was a great job. Her human brushed her daily first thing on waking.
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2Scheibla has created!" Mr. Frog said no way would he allow his family to go there. He burped and the witch became a cockroach. Calenti became a spider from Mars. Ziggy Stardust
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2Three years later, the Flatworms approached Donald Trump about asylum. He said, ask me later. They still lived the bridge, with the predator wolves. The wolves were naturalised.
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4But now it was December and the first snowfall. Three years later, we had a better boat and had gotten to know the Martians well. Given the weather, we were invited to stay with
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2The nightswimming was the best part of being contracted to play the role of Dr. Wikid. Usually there were several lovely women who couldn't sleep so they went nightswimming.
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2Me when she knocked twice on the pipe. People asked how my teeth were suddenly fluorescent. I had the switch in my pocket and pushed the button. Ouch! My teeth buzzed in unison.
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2D for just one dollop of sour cream.I had a container with 100 dollops if sour cream, so I got a cook's tour. The sour cream was polished off by the tables of working poor. I had a
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1"Let It Snow" on the evening of the first real snowfall of winter 2016-17. Auntie Flo wore her blue coat and matching hat during a snowball fight with Auntie Grace. An old ritual.
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2Resort after King Richard I. He had created it from composted food which would have otherwise fed the rats. Pick your poison, in these post-collapse times. The Main Street shelter
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2Mlet made just for him on the evening of the first real snowfall. Bloody Mary was making a meanie martini for Al as well. "Happy birthday!", she said. Now he had a real treat!
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6He went into the H-Mart for a hat. Madame Wu greeted him and showed him a Chinese hat from 1912. He bought it, and immediately ceased to look like a vampire. Miraculous, thought
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5Green tomatoes to keep him company as he cooked. Mr. Tomato and family loved to see the Andersons imitate the chefs on the Food Channel. One stew cost £200! What would they cook
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2Mr. Bratwurst worked at Moe's Deli Pub on Rush Street. He worked with Larry and Curly behind the huge meat and cheese counter. Mr. Beef Tongue was there too, on the weekends.
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4Bill did record business that year. The Octopus Ink Killers sold on Amazon and Ebay until the factory next door ran out. Ted and Blanch, four years later, bought the business.
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4The message above was posted at the 43rd St. L station. It prompted Ed Gryczinski to say he was flabbergasted this politicall incorrect message was approved by the Thought Police!
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3Colonel Mustard, who would never hire anyone who liked ketchup. He did make dogsup, which had a real zing to it. Hot dogs lined up to get some of it on them inside the buns.