Finished Folds (921—940)
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2My name is 905 or Boris. My cyborg brain defenestrated this lady of the night right into traffic on Fifth Avenue, in front of Saks fur salon. My mum wrote me about it. By then I
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1Jill Stein and her running mate were next. They were worse at getting the password right. Jill was bribed and it showed. Marie and Owen threw spitballs at her. She ducked under the
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1E fell off without suspenders. Bill was on the Lolita Express trying to hide his poodle hair, but he was outed. Imagine the embarrassment when Lolita and Nabokov wined and dined
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2Someone sang "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" just as Klaus Barbie was run over by a kangaroo. He was dead on arrival and the kangaroo was merely hunting its dinner. The book was opened at
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3With possibilities of mood changes. Madame Peignoir was staying at Fawlty Towers year round and brought Basil mussels found at the beach. She avoided the nudist section, fenced off
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4chips was my dinner.." Lutfisk appeared on the table, producing a true smorgasbord. The lutfisk knocked at the front door and the handmaiden answered. She let him in. Lutfisk's
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2In the scene from the play "Age of Excess". I was the set designer and wanted to puke as I sketched out the stage props because the play was a satire including folded stories.
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1Her or not to throw it out. No more McNuggets from him. He now craved burritos. So he went to Taco Bell or Chipotle. This was some 2-1/2 years later. His mum thought he'd lost his
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6er some buckwheat for company. Buckwheat is gluten free and she must avoid gluten. They got along well. The bulk department became the centre of social interaction after that."
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4And then the owner of Adapt 2030 called me back because the grand solar minimum was back with a vengeance. The global cooling had started by the time I arrived to find my family in
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4Back some three years later. No one ever bothered to investigate, so I got away with murder. By then I was living some 3,000 miles away. I only read about it in the Onion, which
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2Plotted to find a blotter for Daffy's google glasses froom which he viewed virtual reality, whatever that looked like. Caplotting from Walmart to Walmart, he found only cheap
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2Its time to go to the goodwill store or the food pantry to see what is available. in this post everything era, you are not alone. Your grandpa says you should have prepared earlier
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5The king didn't notice the coq au vin on the tabe was a last minute substitute. He said we should always serve it, it was so tasty. Thus a new tradition was born! I was saved.
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0I am another psychopathic zombie. But I am not! That mule has been spotted on a farm where it cannot escape. It works all day things back and forth. It sleeps all night and snores.
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1Spot to put my feet. The beer was good. Grocery shopping done, for a while! We had all the basics for a November night. Life was good, if you remembered money wasn't everything.
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2The digeridoo player was watching and filming us. Aunt Sandy offered him tea and crumpets,which he gratefully accepted. Then she offered him a room in their big house. He accepted.
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1The moose family made it to Canada as fast as they could, which meant they forced traffic to wait for them. "We finally made it into Quebec!", Mr. Moose said to his family. They
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2Ludwig X was one of the most flatulent German kings. He was known to fart when other royals visited. He ate too much garlic and onion seasoning. His wife loved garlic and onions.
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1Had kitty colds and slept on my bed. I had to keep quiet. And I slept too. Buster was happy at last. How noisy humans can be! At least there was a cat flap for him.