Finished Folds (941—960)
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6Asking me what I needed. I said lime juice and was told where to go. There was another human eye watching me and I screamed again. Mr.Roboto asked what he could help me with.
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9O was boss. Only problem was they too had bought weapons in 2049 and America was now split into six regions. These native lands were like the Vatican in that they were walled off.
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23-1/2 years later, I wondered what the hell I was smoking when I wrote that line! I never smoked weed since then. The odour pollice must have been tracking me since that day.
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3Arranged a bland "smooth jazz" music programme for The Last Supper, Kenyan style. The chef was eager to serve the incoming President, after they stopped ordering deep dish pizza.
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3Daily ration of McGriddles at £1 each is putting me in the poorhouse and the hospital. I have to change. My diet!" Mickey D got the message and replied the price was set by Dr. Dog
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4Keeping their house from falling apart each time they had an argument. Art(Ray) heard pots and pans being thrown and breaking glass every day. Life was interesting indeed.
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1Almost 3-1/2 years later, these derivatives were nominally $50 trillion. The Dook of Finland had long since sold them to another sucker, from Wall Street. Their value was ZERO.
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4And add chicken to the vegetable soup. Richie Rich went one step further, adding barley, chia seeds and kale. "It must be healthy!", he said. I had to agree. This stew was thick!
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1Terry Gilliam approached and offered a Crunchy Frog plus a Brown Bomber from a box of Spring Surprise chocolates. In November 2016, this folding story only became more bizarre. :)
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1Did not like Keith's chicken nuggets, but they were better than McDonald's by furlongs. KCN was known for one case of ptomaine poisoning, however. That was a mushroom burger.
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57, or anywhere the People of Walmart gathered. It was not for the squeamish because these particular people were especially apt to have meltdowns on Black Friday. We puked at the
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1We found this heap of clothes and washed them three times. My mum was able to see through the Millennials' love of Black Friday. This monster went to Walmart at 3am! He bought
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4Turkey when folding stories was a much healthier way to spend Thanksgiving. You get to laugh instead of arguing over the election results with relatives who no longer speak to you.
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3Move will be a pop up store each month between now and Christmas. There are enough closed stores with absentee landlords that it allows squatting. And I have a computer at home.
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3it didnt exit unripped without Old Droopy fixing it. "Grandpa showed me how to do this properly when I was three. Now you know." Churchill,Old Droopy and I had a meanie martini.
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3We are not supposed to think critically, but its the status quo at Folding Story. It still is, almost three years later. Critical thinking was the forgotten component of education
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3Mrs. Blue and her husband were relaxing, enjoying a rare day off. The Blacks, Oranges, Reds, Purples and Browns did likewise. Mr. White was gardening and solaced Mrs. Pink.
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3Ing at the old house tonight." There was a crash at Golf and Algonquin, she was right. A few snow flurries passed through, then drizzle. It was a grey day, as dad always put it.
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3Tickets. But I checked them nightly. The Nokia phone I loved lasted 22 years, before I replaced it in November 2016. They were much better made then and I bought ten in 1994.
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2Dressed in white, singing hymns to the green birds gracing the back fence. These birds hadvwashed both legs with fffffffff.