Finished Folds (1001—1020)
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2Realised some some art is too abstract to get carried around. It can be like black dust, which vanishes if touched or even whistled at. Try getting a job as an illustrator if your
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2Read the Whole Foods treatise on chemicals in food, her parents understood. They began to shop at Trader Joe's and found cat cookies for people. The cat sniffed them and ate it.
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0The cow, but this cow tackled him instead. Eric was eaten alive.
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4Part of the process of keeping the job you now have." There were a lot of nasty plots going on. It was getting worse daily. People were becoming unhinged. V for Vendetta, that was
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2The second most addictive apples are honeycrisp. God forbid you bruise them at the grocery store. Customers will complain to your boss and have you fired. Apple phones are opiates.
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5"Yellow No. 5" was the reply. The scale of hue was used instead of the usual colour wheel. Blue No. 4 sat at the table sipping mocha capucchino, accompanied by a capucchin. The
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5vicarious twins? The unicorn vanished that night. Det. Heffalump was assisted by Winnie the Pooh. "There is just the footprints of the Unicorn", Pooh told Gracie. A unicorn's
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1And Frankie went to Hollywood. They never returned home. Their holiday in Cambodia was wonderful and they found the Pleasure Dome there. Frankie met his match in the green monks.
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4And laughing at Trout. The alewives were gathering in the distance. Someone in China was going to eat them. A chap named Wu Shi showed up and said, "Thank you!" as he ate them.
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4Uncharted turtle legs. Myrtle The Turtle was born. This was no ordinary turtle. But these were extraordinary times so that requires extraordinary characters in literature.
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3En he brought the con-artist some fish and chips. They ate together. Their moustaches were similar. They both had salt and pepper hair. Zena Nose joined her father in the park.
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10I will eat Cornish hens instead,my cats sitting next to me at the dinner table. They don't need forks and knives. Less cleanup on my part.
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1And he fell asleep and never woke up. The Liverpool United fans stormed the field in revenge for his sudden death. The score was tied! Manchester Stadium was never the same place.
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1The Orcs were already living in his palace, though. At night, the babies played on the roof and inside the cubbies. They ate the raw meat to be prepared Sunday, then hid again.
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1Hilst a chicken crossed the road and clucked at him. Charles was flabbergasted because then a little green man followed and handed Charles a letter from his mum...the he vanished.
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2And was treated to death by chocolate. Then I understood why I should be glad it wasn't me. Whew! Satan never spoke to me, since I had a shield on my body. Her spell wouldn't work.
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5Y made the situation worse. Things just became more absurd. How much more proof of hypocrisy do we need? As 2017 approaches, this folding story is aging. Line four is critical.
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5This is still true sixty years later. People are gullible. Popular songs are still about love but nowadays there is a sick aspect to the dating culture. And so forth. Mum was right
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2Something the cat dragged in. It turned out monopoly money was passing for real money. My mum suddenly realised her mistake and did some research. We went to the library and found
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4The Book of Mormons was on the shelf. And it was a musical. Tom Cruise tried to ban it because it satirised his religion. L. Ron Hubbard would have approved this lawsuit. Judge Dre