Finished Folds (1101—1120)
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1Queen Hillary was sobbing after her election loss four years later. She was inconsolable, as were her minions. Her husband had been checkmated as well, but that's another story.
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1The Walgreens had some of it in stock. Donny cleaned them out and paid for it. Then the show resumed. Barry the Golfer was puttering around when the sirens went off. It was 3am.
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3Zombie tomatoes. These are not found in stores." Satan promised to look around in people's back yards for this unique tomato. These tomatoes were ubiquitous but rare.
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1Opposed Demon Queen on all fronts. I will get you, she kept whispering. I just told her to shut up. Demon Queen threatened to kill me because her tongue was too long for her teeth.
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1John and Yoko were singing "Give Peace A Chance" and the naked man joined them. Their revolution had only just begun. It continues to this day! I joined it, why don't you?
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1Hard to describe because I knew I had to do it myself. The second dream I had on November 11, 2016 was the same as the first, which gave me a headache. I seldom shop.at chains and
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5There are older stories that need attention and offer narratives new stories lack. The one about the clenentine that patiently waited to be eaten broke my heart.
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3Ace's parents gave her that name because she was a trophy for them. These days, every kid has a trophy and there are no losers until you enter the real world. What nonsense is that
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3Leaped out birds that greeted her in Gibberish. How did they learn it? Did birds go to school, she politely asked. They looked at each other and then at her, replying:
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1There was fresh sauerkraut in Mason jars on the table. All six of them had been made the day before by his mum. He was quick to put them in the cold room. That was just in time.
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1Have to allow passengers to stand and block the view of bungalows. Bungalow #7 was of special interest because the monkeys that lived there were on the front porch eating bananas.
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3And not repeat everything the talking heads on the monkey business channel said. George stood there, with the tellie on. The monkey business channel talking heads hitting the deck.
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2The Bats were adamantly defending their turf. They forced Bruce to make a statue from papier mache instead. Robin helped at that, having attended art college long ago. It took
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2Nelson Eddy and serve Guinness Stout to the weasel, who polished it off in 19:52. A new world record. Weasels drinking Guinness Stout. The porch blinked and a light came on when
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1Wind and redirect it so the leaves could cross the road without being crushed. Indeed, 568 leaves made it successfully across Route 14 before the Witch opened her mouth again.
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2And the sea monkeys were in the back seat of his Pravda Rat minivan. They played in the back and sang "Hallejulah" while Det.Manatee knocked on the door at 1683 White Street.
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3Smelled it first. Mr. Wombat had listened to Johnny Cash's music growing up. Now they were good friends. Mr. Wombat had acted as his lawyer too.
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2Giffolette friends hang out at coffee shops and go to clubs, unaware that they are just blissfully ignorant. When they woke up, it was too late to save Dan from himself. They were
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0Deal with another Gifolette, who was blissfully unaware she wore Uggs and shorts together. Best to ignore them, he knew. So he let her pass. Some Millennials have a fashion sense
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2Had a Hugo Boss Nazi uniform. Luckily for me, she saw the Fuhrer and ran off. I wouldn't allow a Nazi to stay at Bates Motel. Alfred Hitchcock took the room instead. He was filming