Finished Folds (1121—1140)
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2R his shoulder. One could hear the squealing of kittens inside, just waiting to get out. He opened his backpack. Out came Phoebe and her five adorable kittens. They meowed to her.
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2Perform "A Winter's Tale" on the Solstice and ring the bells. Shakespeare will be there and Ian Anderson will play the flute. Invoking the Goddess is important. Only she can
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3Her golden locks and taking her with it. James asked Dr. Strangelove for advice, and then Dr.Who. Clearly she had been kidnapped by aliens from some unknown planet. No way to know
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8satan". Satan's sons were actually nowhere near the bus and sued for defamation. The lawsuit was thrown out due to lack of evidence. Pastor Mike still claimed, three years later,
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2Above, a poem by Goethe about ants. The butterfly flew off, to avoid the next shot of Roundup. The ant went back underground. Roundup is toxic stuff, indeed.
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4Was good at producing milk for our favourite homemade cheese." Indeed, they had a year's supply of Limberger cheese, frozen. No one they knew liked Limberger, so they lived off it.
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2The organic house builder agreed. Almost three years later, it was finished. Materials requested were scarce but were finally located - in Siberia. Transportation alone was quite
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2Found out about this, she made a case for firing Shorty. Steak Man came on board and greater anarchy ensued at the Food Channel. Detective Manatee and his sea monkeys were called.
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2Ing on schedule. The President always played golf and had once beaten the greatest golfer ever. He boasted of having a trophy. He was never available when he was needed. Playing
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4These were the worst police of all. They were completely free to crush anyone or anything that stood in their way. This was three years after this story was first folded.
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3Monkey business!" A baboon family entered the room and ate all the pizza. Their favourite was deep dish from Malnati's. The babies gurgled with delight at the thought of having
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4Pass through the bathroom window. Jackson Pollock visited and did a painting before the walls were cleaned up after four in the morning, to please the landlord, who noticed nothing
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0Shiner from his brother, Georg didn't mean he had stopped eating caviar. He had just bought more and hidden it in the refrigerator. Three years later, it was found and eaten.
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3Four years later, the band was gone. Nobody missed them. The village idiots now numbered in the hundreds and found other heroes. The sandbox was empty.
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3Mr. Bat was reading a Batman comic book from 1945 when Batman himself visited. The cat slept through the whole thing. She was only interested in horsemeat. Batman had some for her.
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3And said, "Hello! I heard you talking about gelatto. Here is your favourite flavour, mango. Enjoy it!" Then she vanished and they polished it off in 4:56. She brought them more.
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2Sandwich and became hooked on them. Martha made the best sandwiches using bread from Whole Foods. The Russian deli was where she bought ham and cheese daily. Chef Romanov won the
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2In the age we live in, this would be a huge seller. Some 3-1/2 years later, it was #1 among entertainment systems. Jabba was a millionaire and Solacious Crum was a distributor of
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7And said he had to buy coffee before Spock woke up. Whole Foods sent some Intelligentsia coffee, just what Dr. Spock like. Kirk paid cash on delivery. 3-1/2 years later, Starbucks
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3Under the bridge was where she lived. Her house was made of gingerbread coloured bricks and had two floors. It was one unique house! She made gingerbread with an old family recipe.