Finished Folds (1221—1240)
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1Ots were useful for promoting globalism. Put a starbucks on each street corner and they will go there. Top rank argonauts published any yellowish manuscript to read ten times.
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2Reached the limit of sanity when the cell walls become rainbow coloured. The mitochondria float at night. The paramecia do that too at night.
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1Who had voted for Shark Lady after he died. Yes, the corruption was that rampant. The stench of fascism was replacing the stench of demcracy. Animals voted too, so she would win
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3This translates as the fish dances were going on until 3am. They were nocturnal jazz lovers and blew their own horns. The sharks complained about the noise. They had to get up at
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1Was 600 feet deep and the walls were slippery. Captain Mayo himself fell in while making a samdwich. The walls were slippery after that, even with cleats.
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5To destroy the resorts where humans were sunbathing naked and skinnydipping. Mammon thought it disgusting how nudist colonies flourished under his rule, as did Turkish baths.
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1Lainous Jobs Czar. Ever wonder why there have been various Czars in government? Its a catchall term. Usually its redundant, but it looks like the President is taking control of the
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3The Interior Beethoven sat at his desk and pondered the "Emperor Concerto" No. 5. Every note had to be perfect, like jigsaw puzzle pieces. His current jigsaw puzzle had 1000 pieces
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4Were the judges and thought his style was pungent enough that there was no need for candles. The last candle almost burned down the house. Someone fell asleep cooking noodle soup.
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4The yawning gap between Hole A and Hole B. It measured 25cm. Yes, the earth can yawn, it leaves gulches behind. Persephone and Hades collaborated on a Greek tragedy, untitled until
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0Choked on his own saliva, leaving a web behind. The spider's wife, a black widow, took over and caught enough food for the family of six. Chris and James ate the giant peaches.
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3Making 30 varieties of donuts. Their business was huge, and triggered a second Apple Fritter War. This one lasted 15 years. The wars just never ended.
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4R made in China. It was a 1948 Buick. It still worked, unlike my 2005 car. Amber and Leo were stranded in cyberspace until their laptop crashed. Then they returned to reality.
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4Keith Richards was one of my favourite musicians growing up. His memoirs were fascinating. I read voraciously after that. It changed me forever. It sure beats the tellie!
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4He could find no course in Japanese poetry at school so he went to visit The Master himself. The Master taught him everything necessary to write good haiku for the school magazine.
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1Learn how to howl at the moon. Howlin' Wolf was passing by, singing "I'm The Wolf", and joined the wolf pack. The sheep junta had lost one of their musicians to the wolf pack!
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5And Mr. Lemonhead himself went oit to the nearest Whole Foods and bought Mrs. Coconut some cooking ingredients for a vegetable curry, Kerala style. Everyone ate together and
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4There were too many things in the world that were well, just things. But humans gave them names. Cars, for example. Not owning one, you forget they have personalities. It is absurd
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1Issue with this diamond. It is fake!" Miley was stunned. Now she had to start over and the proverbial wrecking ball had come back to haunt her. The diamond was resold for $300.00.
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3Joined me at the table, including Trans-Neptunians. It made for an unforgettable meal. My horoscope was done. It was free because I did the cooking for them. Well worth it.