Finished Folds (1241—1260)
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32. The funny money circulating was not worth much. It was shocking to see the devaluation. 3. "The Voice" repeated, "Beware of green slime." This went on 24/7 and I wanted to shut
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1Three years later, the truth comes out. He ended up in Galagoland, abandonned. He foraged and ate bugs, until he was rescued by Katy Perry herself. "You eat bugs? Gross!", she said
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1Cecil the sea lion and Ian Anderson said, it is okay. And please join us for tea. So I did. The jam sarnies were delicious. Cecil, despite being a sea lion, was a great cook.
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3Cooked other sinners for dinner, not her. Satan was a good cook but you never knew what you were serveD. He would tell you to clean your plate, or else.
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2Do you know these chips have green slime?" He said he knew but it was GRAS so nobody worried about Yellow #5. I did, though!
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3That Dr. Seward would have like to have it while writing his version of Dracula. It got rave reviews from the critics, who gathered at Chez Simo before writing their posts.
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2Was studied under the microscope of DEt. Manatee and the sea monkeys. They were more familiar with shrimpy animancule than humans. Fergal Sharkey was called in too.
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7The tellie and smashed it into 3,957,243 shards of glass. When the garbageman saw it, he thought who had broken this £1000 tellie. He had it fixed for £100. No one ever knew how he
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8Was producing something straight out of the Elizabethan era. The Emperor applauded and hired me as the court musician. Or one of them. It was a dream come true. My lute made me a
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6Cravings they experienced. The Wolf asked the dogs, were they prescribed as therapy? They said yes. They even had a note signed by Dr. Quackenbush himself.
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1Ability to convince them this was good for their wellbeing was incredible. They then agreed, but on one condition:
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4E always had the number 23 on his shirt. It was his employee number while being a dog catcher. Dog #23 was the first and the last to bite him. Later, when retired, he adopted #6.
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2And The Cream Coloured Cow to the gathering. They brought hors d'oeuvres and served everyone. The remainder went to Otto The Elephant and his son, Ian. They were happy to be there.
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2The runs so badly he ran for it. He was heard all night puking and Dr. Obama was called. He didn't charge for house calls, unless it was Bill Clinton. This time he charged $2,406.
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6The vacuum sounded like a leaf blower. The noise police arrived and arrested him. His sneezes were too loud. A muffler was installed. It cost 600 dollops and was paid for by Philip
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1Situation so she ate them. All her teeth fell out the next day and she went to the dentist. Dr. Dihgdskhvhli said, it must have been a live mouse. She only cooked mice after that.
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2Ce to being slapped around. Zach bit the interrogator and used a monkey wrench to make sure he was dead. The police arrested Magilla Gorilla, from Manila. Maxwell's silver hammer
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0Just when Motorhead 's Lemmy joined me. He was also hell bent for leather. Better to not go out alone in this sordid place at one in the morning. Someone was murdered last night, a
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4Dr. Sardonicus had to light the ofour destroying candle. His tenth dream was about taking a flight on a UFO, and having steak dinner with Martians. It was delicious. He woke up and
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2Then the Dream Police arrested her and charged her with insomnia. She was put on a sleeping pill and the Dream Police never bothered her again. The Thought Police didn't either.