Finished Folds (1381—1400)
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3Swoops of connuption and conniption, depending on your location. Connuption set next to Conniption at the banquet table. The yellow rice mixed with chicken was good, another of my
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2You can call sense, the coming food riots. Four years later, the Christmas holiday sales numbers were so bloody awful they never were revealed until after the elections.
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1Written in Klingon, so Spock translated. The Vulcan New Year was coming soon. Their calendar spanned 13 months, but they adopted the Julian calendar in 2016. Why did it take so
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3G was critical. Oprah was cooking a recipe from the book onstage, like the Frugal Gourmet. The Troll Stew was sampled by the audience and became the next restaurant fad. Amazing.
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5Sing until they hear the latest "next ABBA". The Boulevard de la Madeleine was where the Mermaids slithered up on stage and sang "Plastic Flowers".
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2Marie Antoinette's doppelganger. What makes me so fascinated with her? Shark Lady is her doppelganger. It is sickening. The same smirk and cackling laugh. The same contempt for us.
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2Not be like the version you see on Jeff Rense. That is without description. Mullets are out of style since the 80s. This is with good reason. Hipster beards are cool, I admit.
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3This was the fart heard for a thousand miles. I was glad to get home and clean up before my mum could find out. She would defenestrate anyone who smelled of weed. Three years later
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2Good excuse to wake up the sheeple. But it was not the time for that because the political correctness police were flying right over us, with sonic weapons. Yes, it was quite weird
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3Not the ideal party choice, but we made the best of it and got high without the police ever finding out. That was the most amazing thing of all. Our parents didn't know either.
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6Reaction ensued. Grimace was a creature with three heads, three mouths, six eyes and ears as well as three hands. The head purple blob had less to defend himself with. It was a
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4Because that is a symbol of gender fluidity or whatever you call it. Pirate Sam wore his red scarf anywhere he went. He didn't care. No one cared, either. It was not like that for
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1Were kept by followers of the Merry Pranksters. Ken Kesey himself prepared acid tests daily and took delight in seeing people get high. It was a whole new universe out there now.
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2It would be a bright yellow and give the mouth a real buzz. The chocolates would be skyrocketing in price. I would make millions in profits. My future looked bright, suddenly. The
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3That would make Rudolph jealous. Rudolph had died decades ago but his son replaced him. His son, Ludwig, had a blue nose. His mum asked where that came from and no one knew.
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2And Tom Foolery himself would cook and eat them without blinking an eye. This was unprecedented. The Earl of Sassafras was disgusted. "That looks so gross," he told me. The latest
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3Mpests to appear in the teapot. The celery and onions were insanely jealous. They wanted more room in tie soup pot. Mrs. MacDonald made her son, Ramsey the PM, his favourite soup.
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2And my email server was hacked. This meant I can only be reached by phone or snail mail. It took getting used to but I found it was quite all right. Yahoo was blocking posts now.
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2Usands of drones in the sky but I am sure they heard me say Shark Lady and her minions were deplorable too. Donald Trump knew that all along. The CNN talking heads were flipping
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3The Wolf in on the secret? Tony loved frosted flakes and boasted in tellie commercials that they were GRRREAT but not his teeth were rotted from all the sugar. He was diabetic too.