Finished Folds (1401—1420)
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3Noisy bird should nest in a different tree. Nona agreed. Their eyases needed privacy! The library staff could name and band the eyases, but no other birds could approach their nest
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1Now Dmitry texts his human and tells her everything about the mice he chased and ate. Lola had not called Terminix in ten years! It saved her so much money that she bought Dmitry
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250 elves unloaded ships daily at the back door. They worked in shifts in exchange for food. They loved the tea and crumpets served daily at 3pm and 3am.
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1Punctuation errors were not allowed in this class, but the students had no previous grammar learning experiences. So all of them had to take the test three times, not using laptops
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3Bites in the structure supporting the porch. These were no ordinary bites. The man they were intended for was deposited on the beach lying face down to make it look as if he was
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2Psychotronically activated by the Wizard himself, 1,473 miles away. He made a tinfoil hat and that helped a bit, until the tellie came on by itself. There was the Wizard, speaking
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1But he was going to buy stamps before postal rates went back up. He stood in a queue and carried his own envelopes. The post office no longer stocked them. The queue was so long
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2Three years later, the Lizard King himself resurfaced and announced his arrival on social media. Freddie Krueger was himself a worshipper and had his own facebook page, followed by
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4This was not discovered until years after his ghost was dead. Yes, even ghosts perish in economic winter. Karma at work, my uncle replied. We somehow survived. The story is now
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2One time reprieve for defenestrating the hamster. The poor hamster was found by a macarena dancer. It landed on his head with a thump. He did CPR and saved its life. He kept it.
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1For something to eat in the post collapse era. Look at Venezuela! People must wake up and stock up on Heinz 57 Sauce while they still can buy it cheaply at the grocery stores.
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4Way to spend free time in a low tech era way. I am not into high tech stuff like others, but find it annoying. One day we will return to low tech entertainment by circumstance.
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1Because there was more coffee coming every five minutes. Finally I said that I had enough already. I left and went home. The groom was flummoxed by it all but understood. He had
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2Of The Tribal University so everyone would know geography. Snow bunnies were preparing to assimilate with us, so I was in charge of that too. This was October 2016, not 2013!
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2Killed him by the invisible demon in the back seat grabbing the wheel. His girlfriend was totally wrecked so she jumped off the bridge to Hell which fell apart. She was found later
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2Accelerated. It was heard all over the world. Shark Lady chose him to be her vice president. The media were beside themselves with happiness. No words could have described her
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2The Nut Cracker was killed in a car crash and that date never happened. Instead, she went to the Tree Goddess and asked for advice. She was told to visit the Museum of Rare Objects
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2Of processed soy that would sell at Whole Foods only. It was sold under their exclusive brand. John Mackey made millions off of it until he was confronted with a lawsuit. Things
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2When the jugged hare turned out wrong and poisoned the chef cooking it on the Food Channel Top Chef competition. The hare wouldn't cooperate from the beginning.
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3The cat wisely refused and gave him money to buy the meat so coveted. He went to Jewel and the cashier didn't know it was a dog paying for the meat."Keep the change!", he said as