Finished Folds (1441—1460)
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4The Clinton era was like that. What were they smoking when the house burned down? No one was alive to answer that question. Sharks infested the water to such an extent even Sata
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2Morpheus was busy dispensing acid so his opponents would go on trips and never return. The Flying Hyenas were able to escape and set up their own kingdom 3,485,864 miles away. They
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2Dr. Ckgvjhvgalk were overwhelmed and couldn't schedule patients more than three years ahead for brain surgery. This was eugenics at work, the Onion reporter wrote in 2016. Sadly,
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3Whisking me off to the ER. Dr. Zgffhvbjjry was waiting to do a brain transplant.I grew wings and became a flying creature. You will see me if you look upwards on a sunny day.
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1It was really a nuclear accident, but they had no radio, so they didn't know.
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5"Please take this short survey and return it to me." The Wizard shuffled his feet and then found a pencil. Clara filled it out and then hooked up the laptop.
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2And my town was no exception. It was frightening to witness such ignorance among the sheeple. This was three years later, and by then it was too late. The villagers rioted until
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1Of infotainment. Where is Ross Perot when we need him? Opportunities to make money off the uninformed and docile public are ubiquitous. That much hasn't changed at all in 25 years!
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2Donald Trump himself was fond of Madeleines and brought me a box. The contents didn't last long. The Antiques Institute had exhibits of its collections. The sound of music was all
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2Because that was how they became talking trees. I became a flying squirrel. We never spoke again. I flew millions of miles and saw the world from way up above.
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1But Gandalf was a native of Middle Earth. It was better than Niburu by furlongs. One could perambulate and watch the fall colours all they wanted to. Niburu had nanobots working to
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1Electionitis. Donald Trump was someone whose name you weren't allowed to mention or you would be defenestrated. There was a long list of defenestratees. It was sixteen pages. I saw
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4My psychoses. He was squirming and twitching like never before. Three years later, he was insitutionalised. Defenestration was his way of escaping the clutches of Satan, who was
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7In the forest where he and his family lived. I became a squirrel and have been happier ever since. I now fly and see things I couldn't see before. Humans are blind, dumb and deaf!
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0The whole thing was rigged, so my mum wrote in our two cats. Cats won 1% of the vote, so that speaks volumes. Without a tellie, life was good. The Sheep Channel, as we dubbed it,
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3I am not a creative cook." I recalled reading about how Grandma did the same thing during the Great Depression. That must have been who she learned it from! She survived it all.
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5Joni Mitchell wrote a song about the Uber ride she had that afternoon. Her husband liked it. She recorded it and it was a huge hit. Her first #1 in decades. Another amazing comebac
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2Sammy the Siamese told me this is what a human gets for refusing Sammy his favourite food. It was on sale at Petsmart and there was no excuse. The man died and I was arrested.
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5He comes into my store, drunk and wants to buy Death's Door vodka. I yell at him and say he is at death's door now. He stalks out, furious as Det. Manatee and his sea-monkeys await
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2Let Dr. Sreventee know how I feel about shards of glass in my pepperoni pizza. I saved them in this baggie and will put them somewhere so they will taste them. They will pay for it