Finished Folds (1461—1480)
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2Greeted him with the light of God, just when the election was stolen. Shark Lady bragged about having illegals vote, along with dead people. She was visited by Dr. Srventee who was
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4Voltaire sat there chewing on the Chinese rice and vegetables. The snap peas were just crisp enough. He told Chef Olaf the food was excellent tonight. Dr. Panglossi was optimistic
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3Comfort gin. He had heard about it from Satan, but Satan never allowed him to taste it. Now, he bought his own bottle and Satan was watching him open it. "Can we make a toast?", he
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5Now included Sammy the Siamese cat. Sammy spoke perfect Queen's English. Where did he learn it, I wondered. Apparently, he went to school in Oxfordshire with his Siamese siblings!
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6Words for each line they folded reflected their Harvard education. Dr. Mandelplot taught Surrealism and his classes included folding stories. This was quite unprecedented and he
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2Bored with the usual crap. They could get just three channels, not the 362 they paid for. There had to be a better cable service than Google. They asked Magilla the Gorilla who
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3Sanctity of the bleachers at Wrigley Field. Please don't drive drunk, use auto-rickshaws instead. They will get you home. Don't let life's curve balls throw you off.
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3Tion, only it won't cost you $2,000. She did her research and found the Cremation Society charged $2,000 for a onetime fee, payable upon death. She designated her favourite brandy
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2R call, this one from St. Petersburg. Madame Lubotsky spoke Russian and requested a translator. Her Uncle Jakov had just had a heart attack after learning he won the Lotto. Jakov
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4Zorro when he reached for the bottle of Death's Door Gin. "That's mine!", he roared. Zorro groaned in pain as he sat down on the sofa. Jimmy and Gramps gave five. It was midnight.
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0And he would finally meet Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars. He had waited a lifetime. Ziggy played guitar, even better. "Truth is stranger than fiction," his mum told him.
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3Tom Foolery had been the previous cook and only he could answer that question. Mr. Foolery was nowhere to be found now. I told her we will never know unless Tom Foolery returns.
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2The composer Adrias Hatteras was writing a new work about it, with their permission. They got free tickets to see the opera onstage. Life was turning them into cultural snobs, the
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1That he started listening to opera and got himself a job selling tickets so he could getin for little or nothing. Renee Fleming helped him find a flat he could afford. His mum
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4Dude the golden retriever made 592 friends on his own Facebook site. No one knew he was a dog. Dude put his owner's photo there out of loyalty. One day he barked too loudly and was
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2Laughter as line7 of the story was folded. This was no ordinary folded story ... but then no folding story was ordinary. It took three years for this to be fully appreciated by the
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4Folder 6 adds a line about Scottish frugality and retreats to the safety of the bomb shelter. Folder 7 wonders what the fuss is all about until the cat wakes up from her long nap.
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3Like the parasite she said I was. I never again was a parasite or a host to one. I learned the hard way to just shut my big mouth when Shark Lady opened her bigger mouth and showed
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2Was at the Great Harvest Bread Company corporate offices. Apple Scrapple was served for breakfast. The crumbs vanished in 3:50. The Bread Apple himself was flabbergasted at the
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1To be used by the Dracula crew as a stage prop during the scene when the wrecking ball hits the casa royale. They slither throughthe rubble and then say, "I found the book!" When