Finished Folds (1481—1500)
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2I speak no English." I grunted and pointed to the window, with its views of The City of Thieves. The Ugandan therapist defenestrated himself after requesting I open the windows.
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2On kangaroo meat. The chef at the Golden Horse was making a feast for King James X, with ten courses, all ranked. The Royal Cavalry arrived for what was to be their last supper.
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2Only to annihilate The Warlocks. They vowed revenge and got it on October 20th, some three years later. The Culture Czar was not amused. He despised the Grateful Dead and their ilk
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3And put a skullcap on. Then we perambulated into the park, only to find Herman howling at the moon with the Wolf family. He had become a wolf! Now we were really homeless and poor.
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2Clusterf**k the dispute. This made it worse, in the end. The debt collectors morphed into ants crawling all over the counter. We called Kilroy The Exterminator Robot to finish them
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2The kitchen sat on a bank and was full of game animals like venison, pheasant, squirrel, pigeon and rabbit. "Don't cook us or we will kill you!", they said. Sadly, the cooks died.
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1The pixels in the solar panel are blessed by the Shark Queen and beware of their bite!" I declined, saying I would have to look at my budget first. The salesman imploded and left.
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7A giant eyeball that took up residence in the ceiling. It spoke Chinese. Grandpa had been studying Chinese since 1935. It wrote with a brush and spilled ink everywhere! We tried to
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2Been intrigued by the year round holiday displays. Every day was Bastille Day! On the Place de L'Opera, we ate at Le Deuxieme Etappe. A fortune teller showed up and offered to do
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3It is like something out of a science fiction novel happening in real life. My fake plastic trees felt it too. They called me over to them and whispered something unintelligible.
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2He needed for his wife's birthday party. She wanted something special and this fit the bill. The robotic guards conferred amongst themselves and decided what to do. Being robots,
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0LadyGaga had her entire entourage there as I signed my new book at Baker & Taylor. I wore my meat cleaver as a weapon as I walked down the street. Being a wolfman meant I had more
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1LadyGaga had her entire entourage there as I signed my new book at Baker & Taylor. I wore my meat cleaver as a weapon as I walked down the street. Being a wolfman meant I had more
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2Dr. Spock but Spock put the kabosh on these things because living on Vulcan was hardly paradise. Outside, it was cold enough to freeze a Peking duck without effort. Hsu-shi was so
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2Basement room, he knew his fangs would free him once again. Wolfman#2 was right there to indulge in hand to hand combat with the hexodactyls populating the crawl space. The world
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1Just under three weeks before the most rigged vote in history, which Professor Orzo knew wouldn't end well. Just three years later, Tegucigalpa treated Her Majesty for Plasticines
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4Dr. Wikid extracted all the teeth and sold them for food. His family included three ravenous wolfboys and three equally ravenous wolfgirls. Being a wolfman was challenging when
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5A flyer about how the art of folding stories that are three years old is something the dolcile and uninformed populace is sadly unaware of. They care more about the Kardashians or
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5That jogged their memories just enough to silence them. Whew! You can't reveal all you know. This way you avoid the thought police. They cannot be trusted any more than acrobats.
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2This scared me so much I became a cat named Susie. A tiger cat and one who never went outdoors except to eat grass. Knowing they never harassed cats like they do humans, I enjoyed